scrotey oats

breakfast cereal of real men.

guy 1: "dude, i had scrotey oats for breakfast this morning"

guy 2: "holy shit dude, does that mean you can like..lift cars and shit with your bare muscles"

guy 1: "yeah"

by Magus January 6, 2005

Haulin' Oats

a clever name for an oatmeal delivering service; it is a reference to the late 70's to early mid-80's American pop music duo Hall & Oates

first suggested by Zack Galifianakis on Jimmy Kimmel Live

Person 1: Wow! How did your oats get here so fast!

Person 2: Haulin' Oats has a great delivery service and a very clever name!

by JopertG December 17, 2010

sack of oats

A burlap sack with the appearance of a sack of oats, yet containing a "rocket gun". Concealment of illegal substances such as marijuana or crack in what appears to be a harmless burlap sack.

Officer: Sir, license and registration please, and could you please tell me what is in the backseat of the vehicle.

Bassline: That's just a sack of oats.

by Bassline May 25, 2006

Hall'n Oats

To travel at a very fast rate to reach a destination when running late.

Dude:"Where are you bro? REO Speedwagon is about to go on stage!"
Other Dude:" We're Hall'n Oats on the freeway man, we'll be there in five minutes!

by Liz Williamson May 15, 2008

Sloppy-oat

When you're white gurl trashed, but thiccer than a bowel of oatmeal.

Dude, you got so sloppy-oat last night

by Oat chick January 26, 2018

oat breath

When she sucksyour dick, and still has the breath after

Man, that was great, but I still have the oat breath.

by Spasticunicorn November 23, 2016

holland oats

slang word for prominent crop in Amsterdam
synonyms: mary jane, cannabis, cheeba, wacky weed

Hey man, were you able to score me that bag of the Holland Oats?

or

I'm no general mills, but i've been known to initiate 'scortched earth' on them holland oats

by John Blaze and Mary Jane December 14, 2010