Pics or it doesn't exist

What someone says when questioning the existence of an awesome beard.

"-Wow William, that's an awesome beard you've got!"
"-Pics or it doesn't exist!"

by seski89 January 22, 2013

Pics or it doesn't exist

In the era of smartphones and showing-off on social media, to believe anything far-fetched, photographic proof is expected. The above phrase simply says that if one doesn't have proof, the claimed thing doesn't exist.
Also see : "Pics or it didn't happen"

A : Hey Bro, I just got a Harry Potter 1st edition book, autographed by J K Rowling herself !!
B : Pics or it doesn't exist

by vilcady January 3, 2017

porpoise or prairie dog

"Hungy or not"

The phrase first began in Canada, where the action of eating a prairie dog was looked at as a desperate act, that one would only commit if they were insanely hungry, whereas being willing to go out and search out a harbor porpoise (although at the time, the split between a harbor porpoise and a normal porpoise wasn’t super well known, plus harbor porpoise or prairie dog sounds stupid) took a long time, so you wouldn’t want to be hungry.

How are we feeling about lunch? Are you guys porpoise or prairie dog?

I havent eaten in a minute. Code praririe dog for sure.

by CanadianBorder June 5, 2018

Tillsbury (or the Tillsbury Doughboy)

Refers directly to Till Lindemann, lead singer for the German Industrial band Rammstein. It refers to the fact that he has put on a little...erm...Weight and it isn't muscle. Also refers indirectly to someone who has put on a few pounds.

He looked a bit like the Tillsbury Doughboy in their video for "Mein Teil" didn't he?

Whoa there, Tillsbury, hit the gym!

No, no, the Tillsbury look is cute, honest!

by Cyndiana August 4, 2004

Domefaced or Facey Faced

1. Chemically altered mindstate in which you have drank or done so many drugs you cant feel your face. Or refer to your face as a facey face equals domefaced

2. Out of body experienced induced by high levels of drug presence in one's body.

I was so domefaced last night at that party, i made out with his cat and puked all over after smoking 5 bongs and drinking a handle...of tequila.

by Mark The Shark Lomein May 1, 2005

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube has taken over this meme. It’s underrated, and, if you don’t worship the corn…

It’s over for your kneecaps

40-Year-Old in a corn costume: Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube/Internet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld February 17, 2022