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What you should say if someone is wearing fake Jordans, baggy black jeans, oversized white shirt, fake designer jewelry and a baseball cap ninety degrees turned.
by manyata.thapa November 27, 2016
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OMGs

Literally means Oh, My Gods, ie. used by someone who believes in more than one god
OMGs, that's such a great link!
by Pixiespork January 16, 2008
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?OMG

variant of ZOMG but written by those of us using the right-side shift key.

ZOMG is OMG with the Z that comes from pressing the shift + Z button (on accident) then typing OMG.

?OMG is for people like me that use the other shift key.

often confuses the hell out of people because they incorrectly think "oh my god??"

also used as ?OMGOSHHI2U
and ?OMGOSHHI2U2!
and for the ultimate shift-key misuse: ?OMGOSHHI@U@
?OMG I forgot it was tuesday!!!! stupid wow is down..
by Jerimy "Evil" Sandwich June 17, 2006
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omg

quick, easy and annoying way of saying 'oh my god'.

it's time-effective blaspheming for all those busy chatroom-users!!
"omg that is so cool!!!"
by parlez February 17, 2005
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone abbreviating Oh My God.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That thing went BOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
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omg

OMG: Three simple letters that have many,many reasons.
Here are the well known ones:
1.~Oh My God:Used to exclaim shock,joy,ectasy,anger, fear ...just about every emotion there is. May result in *pain* if said anywhere near fundamentalist CR-AAA-ZY Catholic/Christian types. See "Oh my Allah!" for muslims.

Girl:OMG! OH MY GOD!
Christain : *punch*

2.~Oh My Goth:Used as a putdown for those seen as "gothic". Goths' rarely find this offensive.But if they do,run for your life! *Has flashback*

Girl: OMG! OH MY GOTH!
Goth1:LOL
Goth2:*punch*

And the lesser known ones....
3.~Oily Men Grunting.
A well known gay porn film,featuring Italian men. Does what it says on the tin.

"Oooh,after Brokeback Mountain I fancy OMG!"
"What?"
"Oily Men Grunting,of course!"

4.~ Over Medicated Generation.
The present generation.Our over medicated state leads to strange behaviour. See "Emo","Emo Boys Kissing" and "MTV"
for more evidence.

"Here,Honey take your pills with your brekkie!"
"Snap,crackle and prozac!"
OMG: It never ceases to amuse.
by bandanasarerad August 25, 2006
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omg

Commonly thought of as the acronym for "oh my god", however it really means "operate my gooch". The person on the receiving end of the remark must then lick, suck, fondle or somehow "operate" on the gooch of the one who made the remark.
Brennan- "Hey! What are you doing? Wanna come over?"
Linda- "I'm playing checkers, what about you?"
Brennan- "OMG. Me too! You should come over and we can play checkers then you can fondle my bacon strip and surrounding area!"
by cotswald April 3, 2009
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