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Okie Lite 

Oklahoma State University - Stillwater, OK
"Yep, got my degree at Okie Lite."

"Damn, Okie Lite just ran up the score on OU!"
Okie Lite by Snappy48 November 22, 2011

OKIE-DOKE 

Believing a lie;falling for a scam;a con-game;untruths;fraud etc.
Well we went for the old okie-doke again when we fell for BUSHY`S lies about Iraq`s w.m.d.`s!
OKIE-DOKE by T.J. Jackson November 26, 2003

Okie credit card

A short length of hose used to syphon gasoline from someone else's gas tank. You syphon the gas into a bucket, coffee can, or any other appropriate (or inappropriate) receptacle, then put it into your own gas tank.

The operator of an Okie credit card will almost always start the syphon by sucking on it, rather than covering the end of it with his thumb, then pulling the hose out a way. After all, this is an OKIE credit card.

Before the mid-1970s, you could use a length of garden hose for a Okie credit card. But in those dark days, Those Who Know What's Best for You and Me made the gas tank entrance holes much smaller. They said they did this to keep people from using unleaded gasoline, which was dispensed from a wide nozzle. But the real reason they did this was to make it harder to use an Okie credit card.
Joe Bob used his Okie credit card to get him some gas outta Billy Jim's Chevy.

Okie-blow 

The act of blowing one's nose by blocking one sinus by pushing it shut with one finger, then blowing projectile snot out the other sinus.
I okie-blowed a snotwad onto the neighbors cat.

I have really good aim when I okie-blow.
Okie-blow by WiseRook July 17, 2009

Okie Belokie 

An alternative version of Okie Dokie that grants its user an air of idiocy. Okie Belokie is only used when one wishes to express their overflowing, yet fake enthusiasm.
Okie Belokie, we know what we're doing now! (fake enthusiasm)
Okie Belokie by 1d3sy9hrab13 May 16, 2017

Okie Bath 

When instead of taking a full shower/bath, you simply wet a washcloth and add soap, and then proceed to lightly scrub your entire body. Rinsing the washcloth periodically is vital to success as most if not all of the soap needs to be removed before a successful 'bath'.
Damn baby, that was some good sexin. Here's some washcloths, go give yourself an okie bath.
Okie Bath by Shirley Trooper July 1, 2008