octopussy

a poor octopussy with 8 legs but 0 bitches.

OI OCTOPUSSY YOU SCARED OR SMTH?

by owlslife October 28, 2023

Octopussy

While having sex with a girl, grab an octopus, put it on the girl’s pussy, and let it ejaculate it’s ink into her pussy.

“Gave my girl a nice octopussy last night.”

by IAmTheOneWhoShits February 13, 2025

Octopussy Lipatitus

An oral disease of the mouth transmitted through the XX chromosomes. Females can transmit the infection to other females but males are not affected because they do not have the XX chromosomes. The disease looks like Octopus tentacles on the lips.

She went down on her girlfriend and it fucked her whole shit up! She had Octopussy Lipatitus for like 2 weeks.

by Scoone July 20, 2018

octopussy man

a bright blue bear body, with a pink octopuss for a head that makes a loud "scary" noise when you squeeze his tummy!

Gavin: did you bring octopussy man ?
Togsy: hes in my finding nemo backpack! =D
Gavin: cool, i got my curious georges in my spiderman backpack!
*both puts a thumbs up in each others faces*

by d= January 25, 2008

alaskan octopussy

The Alaskan octopussy is when the man takes everyone of his arms, legs, penis,head,etc. and shoves them all in to the pussy creating the octopussy

"wow i couldsure have my pussy slammed rite now"
"try the alaskan octopussy you bitch"

by iTz ThE SuPaMaN February 21, 2009

Octopus cream

When a guy comes in a woman's hair

Bro last night I gave my girl octopus cream!

by Quickndirty April 20, 2023

crusty octopus

When someone doesn't wipe their butthole after taking a shit and has someone else use their tongue to lick it clean afterward. This is usually done as payment for cocaine or other drugs as was seen in the 1970s by Eddie Nash, cocaine and nightclub kingpin of LA.

Eddie: Oh Jesus, I just had explosive diarrhea and it's all over my butthole.
Crackhead: Oh boy! I'll give you a Crusty Octopus for a gram of cocaine.

by Black Dynamite 442 December 31, 2017