Nazarbayev Nutcracker

A solid square kick in the groin. Named after an incident in 2006 in which Nursultan Nazarbayev, President of Kazakhstan, kicked a filmmaker in the nuts in retaliation for making some weird "documentary."

Guy 1: So I went to her place, and my dick's still sore.
Guy 2: Nice!
Guy 1: No. It was not.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She gave me the Nazarbayev Nutcracker. :(

by EternalSoldier February 24, 2025

Alabama nutcracker

An intimate situation where the female cousin repeatedly punches the testicles of the male cousin while rubbing his penis with her gums and a peppermint candy in her mouth

Christmas Eve was so awesome. Betty-Jo gave me the best Alabama nutcracker of my life!

by Randomguy718 October 17, 2025

Russian Bloody Nutcracker

Where your nuts also known as your family jewels are dunked in a open gas tank when you land a jump on a dirt bike and your wiener falls off

Like when you chop your nutsack and weiner off with a chefs knife, but with a dirt bike.

Bro did you see him land that knarly Russian Bloody Nutcracker?

by ScroTard June 20, 2022

nutsacker

a person that likes to touch other men's ballsacks

Youre such a little nutsacker, trying to feel me up.

by icecoldteabagger April 8, 2008

nutcocker

One whose fuckstock has become assprone.

Your fuckstock is assprone, nutcocker.

by Laika December 30, 2003

nutcracked

To randomly place nutcrackers on co-workers desks and work area. They can be hidden or out in the open.

"Eric was nutcracked today."

or

"Have you seen that nutcracker behind Michelle's computer monitor? I wonder if she knows she's been nutcracked."

by Nutcracker Spirit December 13, 2012

nutsackery

nutsack-related funny business

Tom: Hello, Jake
Jake: Oh... hey, Tom. What's up?
Tom: If I didn't know better, I'd say there's some nutsackery going on in here.

by Craigers McCraigers October 9, 2008