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nummer

When a woman takes a mouthful of chloraseptic (or some other sore-throat remedy) and gives you a blowjob....eventually your member deadens and can stay on longer.
Meg gave me a nummer last night on the hood of my car.
by OddJob666 April 16, 2006
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Nummies

My daughter looks hungry. I will give her some nummies.
by itachiwarlord January 16, 2008
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num nums

Either after you eat a damn good piece of chocolate or just when you wake up from a good-nights sleep.
by Amanda and Jackie January 29, 2003
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Numma Chumma

Senegalese slang for "a meaty girl".

For added emphasis, chum chum can be added to the end of the word.
Example One:

John: Damn mane, look at that numma chumma.
Bob: No way you dumbis, that girl is as flat as cardboard.

Example Two:

John: Yo, check out that numma chumma.
Bob: Damn mane, that ass fine as hell...numma chumma CHUM CHUM
by Scott Warshire August 19, 2007
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Numsack

This is a useless person that is unable to do anything worth while, a complete idiot.
Why would you put diesel in a unleaded vehicle, because you are a Numsack.
by spankmeister king October 11, 2010
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Nummyface

When two people of the opposite sex like each other very much and can see a bright future together are talking about nothing in particular just making conversation, and one of them interrupts and just says "You're such a Nummyface." Usually this word will cause the interrupted person to just smile really big, and start flirting more with you.
Girl: "So I was at the mall and was looking at some new lingerie line from Victoria's Secret and imagining myself in the sexy outfits....."

Guy: "You're such a Nummyface"

Girl: "No, actually, you sir are the Nummyface"
by Chame1eon January 28, 2012
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Peanut Butter Nutsmack

Verb.
When one succumbs his/her vagina lips/testicles inside of a jar of crunchy peanut butter, and runs up and smacks someone across the face with their hand.
Business Partner:
I SUCK THE CUM OUT OF HAIR GOAT TESTICLES!
Me:
I'LL RAPE YOUR FAMILY, THEN PEANUT BUTTER NUTSMACK YOUR GRANDMOTHER!
by McVaginaCouch April 29, 2011
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