November 2 

It’s the national day of blowing in a ass of a cat lol.

Blow my ass when it will be November 2

November 2 by PapaPapiPopo October 21, 2019

November 2 

November 2 is furniture day. It is the day to clean and love your furniture. You can also buy new furniture or dress up as furniture.

Child: Mom can we go to ikea?
Mom: No
Child: But it’s November 2, furniture day!
Mom:

November 2 by ms keisha? October 24, 2019

November 2 

This day is National Ignore All Fun Sized People Day. If a person is shorter than your shoulders then you must ignore them. If a person is 5’3” or shorter than everyone must automatically ignore them. To ignore them you must stare straight over them as if they are simply too short to even notice.

On November 2 every short person will seem to disappear from the face of the earth.

November 2 by strawberry milkshake October 26, 2019

November 2 

National Give a hug to your ex day

On November 2 is the last time to give them a hug and have an excuse to also if you just want to then YOUR I. LUCK

November 2 by November 2 October 27, 2019

November 2 

National eat all of your grandma’s whole wheat bread day.

On November 2nd

• Sneak into your grandma’s pantry walking on your hands
• Take all her whole wheat bread
• Eat it with your chimpanzee leaving none left for your grandma

November 2 by wika October 27, 2019

November 2 

The short friend gets bullied.

Tall friend: It’s November 2nd!
Short friend: Runs*

November 2 by UwU_Jadore_UwU is my TikTok October 29, 2019

November 2 

The day you poo on your bf or gf or crush without getting in trouble!!!!!!!!

Hey ima poo on you?
Why?
ITS POO ON YOUR CRUSH DAY! November 2

November 2 by Angelinja poo November 1, 2019