by Dave Winks December 07, 2004
The greenish yellow, sometimes bloody dried mucous that is extracted from the nostrils- a booger. Typically can be found on batchroom walls, drinking fountain knobs and car seats.
I was sitting in a taxi the other day and i noticed that some uncultured vulgarian cockwad had wiped a nostril goblin on the seat. That fucker!
by Chuck Wolery November 19, 2005
When a man, during a teabagging session, attempts to shove his balls into his partners nostrils as hard as they can...
Usually ends in a permanent flaring of the partners nostrils...
Usually ends in a permanent flaring of the partners nostrils...
Man 1: Shit dude,. whats up with that chick's face?
Man 2: Oh man, I totally shoved my balls up her nose.
Man 1: No-ones going to want to rump her with THOSE chimp nostrils
Man 2: I would
Man 2: Oh man, I totally shoved my balls up her nose.
Man 1: No-ones going to want to rump her with THOSE chimp nostrils
Man 2: I would
by Chambers_dude April 26, 2007
your poop nostril is over the edge today
by 324873294 December 01, 2006
Have you been the bar? your tighter than a squirrels nostril!
by Snaketrifle February 10, 2011
A nostril reed is a bugger lodged in your nose that makes a tone every time you breathe in or out of your nose. The word alludes to the saxophone or clarinet reed which, when blown through, makes a beautiful tone. The nostril reed is not often a source of pride, however.
by wikileaksrocks March 04, 2011
1. A nose biscuit baked in bum passage; a tummy shame.
2. One who serially bakes nose biscuits in public places.
2. One who serially bakes nose biscuits in public places.
by donorgasm July 01, 2010