The greenish yellow, sometimes bloody dried mucous that is extracted from the nostrils- a booger. Typically can be found on batchroom walls, drinking fountain knobs and car seats.
I was sitting in a taxi the other day and i noticed that some uncultured vulgarian cockwad had wiped a nostril goblin on the seat. That fucker!
by Chuck Wolery December 2, 2005
Get the nostril goblinmug. by Dave Winks December 6, 2004
Get the Sloppy Nostrilmug. When a man, during a teabagging session, attempts to shove his balls into his partners nostrils as hard as they can...
Usually ends in a permanent flaring of the partners nostrils...
Usually ends in a permanent flaring of the partners nostrils...
Man 1: Shit dude,. whats up with that chick's face?
Man 2: Oh man, I totally shoved my balls up her nose.
Man 1: No-ones going to want to rump her with THOSE chimp nostrils
Man 2: I would
Man 2: Oh man, I totally shoved my balls up her nose.
Man 1: No-ones going to want to rump her with THOSE chimp nostrils
Man 2: I would
by Chambers_dude May 10, 2007
Get the chimp nostrilsmug. by 324873294 December 1, 2006
Get the poop nostrilmug. A nostril reed is a bugger lodged in your nose that makes a tone every time you breathe in or out of your nose. The word alludes to the saxophone or clarinet reed which, when blown through, makes a beautiful tone. The nostril reed is not often a source of pride, however.
by wikileaksrocks March 18, 2011
Get the nostril reedmug. by popapoppin January 29, 2018
Get the coconut nostrilsmug. A hole in the septum (the cartilage divider between both halves of the nose) that can result from heavy cocaine use.
Ask Rob to show you his third nostril. He can put a rolled up kleenex in one side and pull it out the other, and floss it back and forth. It's nasty as shit.
by Buster the Cat May 3, 2011
Get the Third Nostrilmug.