Northkoreaklophobia

A fear of North Korea and their rockets

Let me out! I have northkoreaklophobia

by ET creator November 26, 2024

Northport High School

You, me Northport High School. What are we getting for lunch? Pizza sticks of course! Uh oh! There was a roofie in our Northport High School pizza sticks. We black out, we wake up in the commons bathroom surrounded by feinds! Geek bar feinds! You know what that means. Geek off! The stench draws in an AP what do we do we’re gonna fight him! Geek fight. Geek handed. Geeked, out? Yes please. We befriend the AP after we beat him in a brawl and ride him into Hinson’s office. Dance dance revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the principal? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know I’m reincarnated as William J. Brosnan. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn’t even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turned into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. Ohmygodmrstgeorgeiloveyou AAAAAAAAAAA ohmygodmrstgeorgeiloveyou AAAAAAA

Northport High School is a bitch ass school

by Invincidih March 19, 2025

Northport

Honestly a great place to live, The really rich people are from Fort Salonga, Eatons Neck, and Asharoken. But Northport is far from poor. You must drive a Mercedes, vote republican, and make fun of the poor people in Kings Park to fit in. Somehow this little town has some of the best restaurants in the county too. Northport has some of the best MILFS on the island, huge tits and they r so down bad for young guys. I have heard so many stories..

It snows a lot in Northport... If you haven't heard already.... hence the name "snortport"

"Bro lets go to Northport and fuck some MILFS"

by MSA.1998 March 16, 2026

Northwood Asylum

A "fictional" 1800s lunatic asylum located in Washington state. This asylum is run by its creator Dima Everly, a random man around 34. There is a limited staff and a very intresting cast of patients, including the director's (Dima) favorite, patient 001.

Northwood Asylum has a long and complex history with extensive detail, however one of its main attributes is being 5 hours away from any functioning civilization. But it id for certain you will never forget your stay! Especially after trying the mystery soup.

Patient 004: "I really want some mistery soup from Northwood asylum"

The voices: "you're in Northwood Asylum."

Patient 004: "oh yay! Soup!"

by Moth57 January 8, 2026

Dirty Harry Northwood

The act of shoving a vikky up your gooch and fucking a chook

Me and the boys all went to the shops and did a Dirty Harry Northwood

by Qwwwrt November 1, 2025