Norm Cruz

Horny baStard

Norm Cruz...a typical guy.

by Colee June 30, 2003

norm cruz

someone who's being a STUPIDFACE and doin' some bad shit even tho he's smarter than that.

Norm Cruz is smart, but not right now.

by Colee March 19, 2004

new social norm

Once, the collective representation of acceptable group conduct, now the nullification of group conduct.

In spring of 2020, people the world over were forbidden to gather, instructed to stay away from each other at specified minimum distances. The new social norm during the age of coronavirus was that there was no social norm.

by Monkey's Dad April 10, 2020

hetero cis normative

A totally heterosexual cisgender normal person. Usually closed minded and/or a Trump supporter.

Help! Get me back to my people, I’m trapped in hetero cis normative TikTok!!

by Short but Spicy October 1, 2020

Norm It Up

When norm is norm but like it isn’t NORMING norming so you have to manually norm it up.

“Paulina, can we go norm it up?”

by michaeljacksonheheuwu June 12, 2022

norm-shinkling

When public servants are easily fooled by baseless conspiracy theories of voter fraud and engage in fascist attempts to undermine the most basic steps of the democratic process. Coined in the memory of Norman Shinkle, the GOP stooge on the Michigan Board of Canvassers who tried to disenfranchise millions of people at the behest of a president who had sour grapes that he lost.

Frank: "Did you see that Veronica won the election?"
Rachel: "Yeah she did, but there was some norm-shinkling at the election certification meeting. Monica from the losing side said that flying monkeys burned ballots and spit in the faces of the poll watchers, so none of our votes count anymore"
Frank: "Oh, that sucks"
Rachel: "Yeah I guess the social contract that made us a democracy broke down over nothing, too bad."
Frank: "All hail OneState!"

by recharge88888 November 23, 2020

Norm-dog

A derisive adjective used to describe a person who thinks they are in line with the counterculture movement but put their nose up at things that are different from their expectations. They are nice and friendly but not particularly interesting or interested in new ideas. Like dogs, they simply enjoy being part of a pack.

Shelly: "I am really into a guy with serious ance."
Gabby: "omg you are so weird"

and Shelly replied "well you're a norm-dog."

by ohballz May 21, 2013