Nonk

A mix between a Nonce and a Neek. so basically my uncle.

''u see that dude wearing a star wars shirt and talking to those little kids?. yeah his name is pete. he is a Nonk

by Pr3570 May 4, 2022

nonification

It means notification. But said with a really heavy French accent

My mums *nonification* is really loud cause she’s deaf

by JustALittleFrenchBoy April 3, 2023

big nonkey

A big nonkey is a very scary person and can become any person for example Matt hatch

Is that a big nonkey

by Matt the nonkey January 6, 2020

noniversary

how non-couples (aka friends with benefits) celebrate the passage of time

Me: For our one-year noniversary, Ben took me back to Charlie's where we had our first date.

Friend: Aww...how sweet.

Me: I know, right. But he still isn't willing to update his FaceBook status.

by Japhray June 14, 2011

Ninky-Nonk

One of the most offensive insults known to man. If you call anybody a ninky-nonk they'll never forgive you and you'll have to get a new friend, use this new word wisely or you could turn your life upside down.

Dallan: That's it! I've lost it with you, you Ninky-Nonk!
Joe: *starts crying*

by justasmolbean October 15, 2019

noning

To stare (pyscho stalker stare) at someone with your mouth wide open like you are catching flies non stop.

Jill was noning the bass player all night long! she could not keep her eyes off of him!!

by jilly falk June 12, 2005

Nonk

An individual in an office or work place who is considered to be a bit of a sexual predator/deviant.

"Wow that Dan is a bit of a nonk isn't he"

by Hdoydyodoy January 6, 2017