nel paso, tejas

mexican slang for "no", derived from "nel" used in mexico city, but now used by border citizens to refer to El Paso, Texas.

Pepe: wanna go to a whorehouse?
Pancho: Nel Paso, Tejas, bro...

by samdaman December 1, 2004

Paso Robles

Beggars/Panhandlers greet you while you drive through the Highway 101/46 interchange.

Also the home of the California Mid State Fair.

I drove to Paso Robles for the Fair and was surprised by the amount of homeless people I saw!

by Youremember March 23, 2024

El Paso Border Crossing

A sex act consisting of a rim-job performed through a chain-link fence. This is one part of the {El Paso Roundup}.

The girl ran out of gas on the highway and is willing to give an El Paso Border Crossing in return for some gasoline.

by Choochfactor June 3, 2018

old El Paso

A passive aggressive way of saying someone else is being passive aggressive. Designed to diffuse tension if being used face to face, or to bring humor to an anecdote when re telling a story.

I’m sick of Mitzy being all Old El Paso.

Or, in person- “hmmm somebody’s being a bit Old El Paso….”

by Smartmouth78 August 12, 2023

Maso El Paso

Größter Bizeps Bruder

Maso El Paso has the biggest Bizeps

by fener2003 November 23, 2021

Paso Robles

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" as well as being addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paso Robles

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

El Paso Hello

Being woken up abruptly by a sharp punch to the dick.

Dalton was rudely awoken by an El Paso Hello.

by Frenchy55 December 14, 2022