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A teacher asked her class...
"What is sex?"
Johnny got up and said :

*sex is a *temptation*
Caused by a *sensation*
Where a boy sticks his *location*
Into a girls *destination*
to increase the *population*
Of the next *generation*
Did you get my *explanation?*

Or do you need a

*demonstration*?
The teacher fainted.

these jokes are funny and freaky

by Honeyyy.jocelyn April 07, 2018

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There are people who go as far as to think you're egotistical and not just uptight if you don't laugh at their joke. They literally think if you don't think everything they think is funny is just as funny, that you don't know how to live. There are people who like golf, and there are people who think golf is bullshit.

There are people who will never laugh at the joke you just told, they have their reasons. You don't have to see how or why they think the way they do.

by Solid Mantis June 05, 2019

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A word that has been fucking tarnished by assholes saying something rude than saying it was a joke

guy1: "The black should've remained slaves"

guy2: "holy shit dude that's not funny that's actually really offensive"

guy1: "Dude calm down it was a joke"

guy2: "STFU No, Do you think you can say anything to anyone and they would automatically be laughing because you said it was a joke?. The word 'joke' over the decades has been ruined by assholes like you saying offensive shit and using the phrase 'It was a joke' as some boring pathetic excuse"

by Mr.mcman203 February 22, 2021

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