Three words
lick
my
balls
three more words
you
suck
ass
three more words
go
fuck
yourself
Many people say that hopefully they will never know what hell is like. I know what hell is like. Hell is nickelback's crappy ass song being THE MOST PLAYED ON THE RADIO! back a few years ago. Most played, it was a horrible song that got more horrible, and now I know what hell feels like. If I go to hell, they will play Nickelback as their soundtrack to life.
lick
my
balls
three more words
you
suck
ass
three more words
go
fuck
yourself
Many people say that hopefully they will never know what hell is like. I know what hell is like. Hell is nickelback's crappy ass song being THE MOST PLAYED ON THE RADIO! back a few years ago. Most played, it was a horrible song that got more horrible, and now I know what hell feels like. If I go to hell, they will play Nickelback as their soundtrack to life.
does it need an example? someone just assassinate the singer of Nickelback, and the world can be happy again.
by TruthSpeaker August 09, 2004
A band from Canada that used to be good. But, sold out to Mainstream Radio and literally became the worst band ever.
Josh: Hey David can I play you a song?
David: Sure.
(Josh plays "Because of You")
David: These guys are good. Who are they?
Josh: You know that horrible band Nickelback?
David: This is them isn't it?
Josh: Yeah.
David: *pissed off face*
David: Sure.
(Josh plays "Because of You")
David: These guys are good. Who are they?
Josh: You know that horrible band Nickelback?
David: This is them isn't it?
Josh: Yeah.
David: *pissed off face*
by Bill the Patgoat October 24, 2010
A truly awful band from Alberta, Canada. Their music is watered-down hard rock, overplayed (especially on the ROCK radio station near the place I live, and I'm from the United States), and, coincidentally loved by pop music fans, posers, and those with an untrained ear.
Often mislabeled as "post-grunge" or, I've heard someone label them this, and I just about flipped my lid, "grunge" even. They're not even close to being grunge, much less post-grunge.
If Nickelback is anything, they're another nu metal band that's trying to be as cool as Korn, Slipknot, or Limp Bizkit for that matter.
Often mislabeled as "post-grunge" or, I've heard someone label them this, and I just about flipped my lid, "grunge" even. They're not even close to being grunge, much less post-grunge.
If Nickelback is anything, they're another nu metal band that's trying to be as cool as Korn, Slipknot, or Limp Bizkit for that matter.
Nickelback fan: "OMG I love Nickelback! They're so awesome and hardcore! They're grunge, baby! Grunge!"
Smart person (sporting a Nirvana shirt): "You idiot. Go listen to the Melvins or Soundgarden or Green River if you wanna hear some real grunge."
Smart person (sporting a Nirvana shirt): "You idiot. Go listen to the Melvins or Soundgarden or Green River if you wanna hear some real grunge."
by MlleRCCola February 21, 2012
Although commonly and incorrectly thought to be a musical group (band)....Nickelback have recently been identified as one of the main culprits behind global warming, suicide, and creating sounds used by the military (codenamed songs) to force the enemy to surrender. Also spanish for vomit.
by megafish21 May 12, 2011
"Be right back, going for a nickelback."
"Your handwriting is nickelback."
"Hey, did you hear that nickelback Nickelback song?"
"Your handwriting is nickelback."
"Hey, did you hear that nickelback Nickelback song?"
by KinkyJ October 28, 2012
by BlackDragonV1 November 16, 2003
A guy that wants you to look at a photograph, and then tells you everytime you do it makes you laugh, and then asks you "What the hell's going on in Joey's head?"
by chris-the-nerd April 30, 2021