Natty Ice

A beer best enjoyed after an exam, in a cold pilsner glass, at 1 PM after two days and nights of studying for an exam. Tastes better than Budweiser and more solute (increased alcohol) than Bud Light. This beer is a god send, when you can't afford imports such as Guiness and Aventinus or even Paulaner Salvator.

Joe: "Man, this store just has overpriced Heineken and buddy-fucker light. Let's go get a 30 of Natty Ice for 10 bucks"

Friend: "I'm not going to drink that swill I have standards"

Joe: "Okay drink your expensive American Piss Lager. I'll drink my inexpensive American Piss Lager"

by gamete0 December 16, 2008

natty ice

what a skunk would taste like if it were a liquid

"god damn, this natty ice really tastes like piss, i should have stuck with keystone"

by bither January 11, 2009

Natty to Slampiece Ratio

The Natty to Slampiece Ration (NSR) is the mathematical law defining the fixed ratio of Nattys to Slampieces in a given area at any given time, per 1 Bro. When N= natty and S= slampiece, the ratio is as follows: S>N.

For instance, if there is 1 Natty, before the Natty can be consumed, there must be at least one slampiece in close proximity to that natty. This law is closely related to the Bro to Slampiece Ratio (BSR) and the Natty to Bro Ratio (NBR).

Bro 1 and Bro 2 are talking on the phone.

Bro 1: Bro, i've got a real problem. I was about to pound a six-pack of Natty here but then i realized- I only have 5 slampieces! My Natty to Slampiece Ratio is totally unchill, bro! Can you help a bro out, bro?

Bro 2: Absbrolutely, bro. I'll be right over. It just so happens I've got an extra slampiece right here.

Bro 1: Thanks bro. You're the best bro a bro could ask for.

by E. R. Smith November 6, 2010

Nattyoke

The art of combining karaoke and consumption of large quantities of cheap beer. The more Natty Light you consume on karaoke night, the better everyone looks and sounds.

Last night we went to the Buckaneer Bar in Tulsa for Karaoke night. We made it Nattyoke Night.

After splitting many buckets of Natty Light, I thought I was Charlie Sheen combined with Young MC. I felt the need to perform Bust a Move and all of the women looked like Bree Olson but sang like the 90s Whitney Houston.

by Imnotboonepickens January 15, 2011

Natty Stash

1.The amount of money in one's pocket (always enough for natty) 2. A small savings meant for the purchase of alcoholic beverages 3. A small cache of purchased natty, or alcoholic beverage of comparable quality.

1. Guy1: hey bro, got beer money?

Guy2: yeah man, let me grab some from the natty stash. *reaches into pocket*

2. Guy1: damn I wish we had money for a natty run.

Guy2: no problem, I'll dip into my natty stash.

3. Guy1: I think we're all out of beer.

Guy2: you're forgetting the natty stash bro. *pulls out natty*

by M The Catcher K May 1, 2011

Natty Palmer

When one drinks half of their Natural Light and then fills it back up with a cheap russian vodka giving it an even 50/50 mix.

John was drinking Natty Palmers all night until he blacked out in Rebecca's bed.

by bbaloh10 September 15, 2016

Natty G

Slang for Natural Grocer's.

"hey, I'm going to Natty G to get some snacks, do you want anything?"

by Not a Scab February 2, 2022