crowes nest

A crowes nest is a sexual act performed by a male. It is when a male poops in someones mouth. with the poop still in their mouth the male stick his penis in and has sex with the partners mouth until they ejaculate which acts as the crows eggs and you swallow it all after your done

Jared's really kinky he wants me to perform a crowes nest with him

by jackman330 October 23, 2010

Bums nest

A pile of half- eaten food, books, bottles and clothes that smell like a hobo

Oh man, I can tell mongo is here by seeing that bums nest in the corner

by Fredsix September 15, 2017

turd nest

To lay out toilet paper or tissues in the toilet for your shit to land on when it comes out of your ass. This usually minimizes swirl marks in the bowl upon flushing.

I laid out a nice turd nest when I was about to take a shit.

by FrankL69 October 15, 2011

nest

where the lower underside of your dick and the ballsack, join, gets itchy when sweaty

mate, my nest is itchy as fuck.

by backwardsmirror99 June 23, 2009

The Owl’s Nest

Ancient technique to find a comfortable
place to sleep when you have none. It
consists of flirting with a lady, not to get in
bed with her, but rather to sleep in her
bed. You fuck the owl to sleep in the nest.

"Man, I am not sleeping on your couch
tonight."
"Well then The Owl’s Nest is your best
option"

by The nester September 1, 2022

swoop the nest

1. (verb.) To flirt with the intent of hooking up with someone, or making them your significant other

2. Often accompanied by the hand gesture of a bird first going down, then coming up over your head, acting out the "swooping" motion.

3. Sometimes shortened to "swoop" for brevity.

Caitlin: Haylee, I saw you flirting with that boy yesterday. You were tryna swoop the nest, huh?

Haylee: Shooo, girl, u know I was tryin to swoopity swoop up on him!

by dustydust2014 September 2, 2011

cuckoo's nest

a mental hospital, an insane asylum

I felt like I was visiting him at the cuckoo's nest.

by The Return of Light Joker March 20, 2012