guy#1: dude i just killed my mum
guy#2: wtf why???
guy#1: because NEOOOPEETS
OR
mum: Honey, time for dinner i made your favorite
kid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO i want to play neopets
im cool now i have a paintbrush
mum: huh??
guy#2: wtf why???
guy#1: because NEOOOPEETS
OR
mum: Honey, time for dinner i made your favorite
kid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO i want to play neopets
im cool now i have a paintbrush
mum: huh??
by NEO PET HATER September 8, 2008
Get the NeoPets mug.a once good site whihc is now fucked up they claim they haven't been hacked when in fact they have they freeze you for the most stupidest reasons and you canot utter a single word on the boards without getting reported fuck it all and not to mention the fucking favorism (featheralley) and now thye have premium but wait a second didn't they always say they would be free i lost all my respect to tntn neopets and the players i liked the old days when we use to be able to link out of neopets when report happies were put down and flammed and when tntn actually cared for the players.
newbie: hi i am new
report happy: reported for spam.
many ppl will say that they enforce the rules by reporting ppl pah pathetic a lame excuse just to hide how powerless they are in real life i will soon have a list of reprot happies i know in neopets.
report happy: reported for spam.
many ppl will say that they enforce the rules by reporting ppl pah pathetic a lame excuse just to hide how powerless they are in real life i will soon have a list of reprot happies i know in neopets.
by maddog007396 December 28, 2005
Get the neopets mug.Ok after 3 years of playing neopets i'll just say neopets sucks fucking llama balls. You get your account icedfrozen / delete / disable for NO FUCKING REASON. TNT is a bunch of communist whores that ice you and get paid $.50 per person they ice. They fucking must have like billions of dollars. 3 words: Play neopets and i'll FUCKING make fun of you and stalk you and kick your damn ass. kthxbai
Ok after 3 years of playing neopets i'll just say neopets sucks fucking llama balls. You get your account icedfrozen / delete / disable for NO FUCKING REASON. TNT is a bunch of communist whores that ice you and get paid $.50 per person they ice. They fucking must have like billions of dollars. 3 words: Play neopets and i'll FUCKING make fun of you and stalk you and kick your damn ass. kthxbai
Neopets fucking sucks big hairy pedophile balls
Neopets fucking sucks big hairy pedophile balls
by STFU STALKER August 8, 2006
Get the neopets mug.by Fuckthepainaway March 21, 2005
Get the neopets mug.A highly addicting game with virtual pets that can suck you in quite easily. However, Doug Dohring screwed the whole site over by adding huge ugly banners on every page, and the idiot total is rising quickly. If you can get around such things (Adblock for Firefox and Italian boards!), it's a nice site to be on... I recommend having one main account and one account to chat with, as the report-happies suck.
by Naru February 25, 2005
Get the neopets mug.Full of fangirls, High School, scenefags, along with sparkly vampire or teens-injected-with-animal-DNA role plays involving Mary-Sue characters created by emo fags with no originality. These "original" characters tend to be carbon copies of one another and are usually ridiculously scene/emo. Typical descriptions for said character contain unnecessary details about this person's past and how they angst about their parents both dying in some bizarre tragic event.
Very few people can actually write even remotely well. And those who claim to be able to write are typically elitist douchebags who use ridiculous amounts of purple prose so they can go on about how their introduction filled with mindless fluff is over 20 posts long.
The few decent writers all flock to out of character boards and sit around jerking each other off in the "neoclique" talking about how great it is to be "Neofamous" while blissfully unaware of the fact that they are completely pathetic by taking role playing on a virtual pet site so seriously, and even more pathetic for taking out of character drama on a role play board on a virtual pet site so seriously.
The only real amusing thing to do is troll. Which is ridiculously easy to do, even if you make your trolling attempts painfully obviously people will still be completely oblivious to it.
Very few people can actually write even remotely well. And those who claim to be able to write are typically elitist douchebags who use ridiculous amounts of purple prose so they can go on about how their introduction filled with mindless fluff is over 20 posts long.
The few decent writers all flock to out of character boards and sit around jerking each other off in the "neoclique" talking about how great it is to be "Neofamous" while blissfully unaware of the fact that they are completely pathetic by taking role playing on a virtual pet site so seriously, and even more pathetic for taking out of character drama on a role play board on a virtual pet site so seriously.
The only real amusing thing to do is troll. Which is ridiculously easy to do, even if you make your trolling attempts painfully obviously people will still be completely oblivious to it.
Typical character found on the Neopets role play boards:
Name:Tarot
Age:17 years
Hair: His air is a dark black color mixed with small streaks of silver. They are very unnoticeable.
Eyes:His eyes are a a Hazel color mixed with light green.
Powers: He is part Raven, meaning he has wings and claws. He can also change into a full Raven, though thats all he can change in to.
History: Tarot was born to a poor farmer in the south. He was pretty much normal through his childhood, until he reached thirteen years. He began to develop nasty backaches and sore hands. eventually, it eveolved into what he is today. He left his parents soon after, knowing they would despise him.
Personality: He is the Silent type, Gentle and somewhat angry;though he doesn't show it.
Name:Tarot
Age:17 years
Hair: His air is a dark black color mixed with small streaks of silver. They are very unnoticeable.
Eyes:His eyes are a a Hazel color mixed with light green.
Powers: He is part Raven, meaning he has wings and claws. He can also change into a full Raven, though thats all he can change in to.
History: Tarot was born to a poor farmer in the south. He was pretty much normal through his childhood, until he reached thirteen years. He began to develop nasty backaches and sore hands. eventually, it eveolved into what he is today. He left his parents soon after, knowing they would despise him.
Personality: He is the Silent type, Gentle and somewhat angry;though he doesn't show it.
by Neofairy July 30, 2009
Get the Neopets Role Play Boards mug.Neopet is a site thatis supposedly based around owning virtual pets, but is in fact more about making money, or Neopoints. Much like anything targeted at children, the site has sparked a certain amount of controversy, some of it unfar and occaisionally idiotic (see example 1) However, TNT (or The Neopets Team, the moderators and owners of the site) are widely acknowledged, even throughout fans of neopets, as being a little trigger-happy when it comes to freezing accounts. Other users can also be like this(see example 2) Finally, Neopets has also come under criticism for exposing users (of whom there are far less than they claim) to immersive advertising and gambling games. Some of these reports have been unfair, however, thanks to some stupid australian kid. (see example 3)
1. 'the boards are full of n00bs who cant type propr english'
2, Someone posting: I like cheese.
Knobhead: SPAM! REPORTED!
TNT: Ah, I can't be bothered to decide who's right,
lets just ice everyone who's been on this board.
(this did not actually happen)
3, Australian kid infront of reporters: If I don't gamble to make money, my pets will starve and be put up for adoption!
(This is completely wrong. You never have to gamble, as there is free food available if you have no money, and money is easy to make, plus food is cheap. And no matter how hungry Neopets get, they are never taken away, unless an account is frozen)
2, Someone posting: I like cheese.
Knobhead: SPAM! REPORTED!
TNT: Ah, I can't be bothered to decide who's right,
lets just ice everyone who's been on this board.
(this did not actually happen)
3, Australian kid infront of reporters: If I don't gamble to make money, my pets will starve and be put up for adoption!
(This is completely wrong. You never have to gamble, as there is free food available if you have no money, and money is easy to make, plus food is cheap. And no matter how hungry Neopets get, they are never taken away, unless an account is frozen)
by Alastair Potts April 5, 2008
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