noids

The plural form of the Domino's Pizza Mascot the Noid! Who incidentally had his own game on the NES "Yo Noid!"

Also a pizza delivery guy

Those noids are always late with my 5-5-5 deal!

by OoBa December 27, 2005

Neid

An older aged woman 20s-30s, Usually one to like younger men, even as young as a teenager.

Whoa man, that lady looks so good hope she's a neid.. I'm gonna go and holla at that see what happens bro..

by JoseSmokealot August 31, 2005

neidermeyer

To exclaim "I am tired of this shit" and then proceed to insert one's finger into the asshole of an unsuspecting female who has passed out from consuming excessive amounts alcohol.

The preferred location to perform a neidermeyer is in a moving vehicle with many spectators.

Guy 1: I got tired of that shit.
Guy 2: So what did you do?
Guy 1: I neidermeyered that hoe!

Girl 1: My asshole feels weird. It is as if someone inserted a small object up it.
Girl 2: You were probably neidermeyered last night.
Girl 1: Damn! Thats the third time this week.

by I enjoy blumpkins December 29, 2007

noid-para

So paranoid that you think even the dictionary is out to get you.

Kenn is mega paranoid...almost to the level of noid-para.

by Mike H October 11, 2007

Neocide

When you delete your own neopets account so that you can either leave forever, or make a newer, better account.

HERE! HAVE ALL MY NEOPOINTS! I'M JUST GOING TO NEOCIDE THIS ACCOUNT ANYWAY! LULZ!

by UPWITHSHIRTSDOWNWITHPANTS August 22, 2008

noids

A slang word for paranoia.

Man, that pot brownie gave me some serious noids!

by nooneofanyimportance November 1, 2005

'Noid

Noun. Short for paranoid. Someone who is extremely warry of their surroundings, usually due to marajuana.

"Avoid the 'noid"

by iamnotjb June 9, 2003