This mythical creature is related closely The Shaw and The Gideon. These creatures are vile and idiotic at best. They can usually be found by following the horrific scent that permeates every fiber in their body. If cornered by these animals use soap and a toothbrush to run them off this is the recommended method. They can aslo be lulled by quoting Star Wars or Ninga Scroll.
by mickey July 23, 2004
N. An extremely filthy statement that is very bigoted, arrogant, and usually religious (normally Christian) in nature. Nelsonisms are rare unless coined or stated by their usual source, Nelson Quan, who is of course, very, very filthy.
"I don't think all those Muslim wars would have happened if the Muslims had the Christian God... I mean, you don't see Christians going around starting wars."
Person 1: "It's important not to look at history in terms of good guys and bad guys."
Nelson: "I think that's stupid. Because obviously the Christians are the good guys and everyone else is a bad guy."
Person 1: "Zoroastrianism and Animism played a role in the development of Christianity."
Nelson: "No, no... you don't understand... Chrisianity influenced the development of Zoroastrianism and Animism."
Person 1: "WTF. How is that possible? Zoroastrianism and Animism were developed thousands of years before Christianity."
Nelson: "Well you see, the power of Jesus and the Bible is so great it transcends time and reason."
Person 1: "It's important not to look at history in terms of good guys and bad guys."
Nelson: "I think that's stupid. Because obviously the Christians are the good guys and everyone else is a bad guy."
Person 1: "Zoroastrianism and Animism played a role in the development of Christianity."
Nelson: "No, no... you don't understand... Chrisianity influenced the development of Zoroastrianism and Animism."
Person 1: "WTF. How is that possible? Zoroastrianism and Animism were developed thousands of years before Christianity."
Nelson: "Well you see, the power of Jesus and the Bible is so great it transcends time and reason."
by Ross December 28, 2005
When a guy takes a fondling glove, jacks his partner off, and then uses the cum as lube and fists either the partner's ass, with the glove still on.
by Robert Bradford December 22, 2010
Noun. Describes a piece of feces partially protruding out of a dog's anus but not fully ejected; caused by the involuntary sphincter contraction during sudden fear, surprise, or sheer terror; the noun can be modified to describe how far out the feces made it, i.e.: quarter nelson, half nelson, full nelson.
by messner August 12, 2018
the act of fondling a males testicles (preferably sweaty testicles) while inserting your forearm up to your elbow into their anal cavity.
eliot: Dude im so bored and we got no buds left.... what can we do?
fergal: Wanna crack a phat nelson?
eliot: Fuck yea man build up a sweat and well pull a nelson!
fergal: Wanna crack a phat nelson?
eliot: Fuck yea man build up a sweat and well pull a nelson!
by The Fritz Machine! March 2, 2009
Nick Nelson is a character from the book/tv-series "Heartstopper". He is the most precious, walking green flag boy to ever exist. If you haven't watched or read heartstopper already WTF ARE YOU DOING READ/WATCH IT RIGHT TF NOW ITS ON NETFLIX AND WEBTOON OSNGOI OMFG RSG J
"Hey, have you seen Heartstopper yet?"
"YES! Omg, I really enjoyed Kit's character, Nick." (Kit conner plays Nick Nelson)
"I love Nick too, but my favorite is Charlie. (Charlie Springs. Played by Joe Locke)
"YES! Omg, I really enjoyed Kit's character, Nick." (Kit conner plays Nick Nelson)
"I love Nick too, but my favorite is Charlie. (Charlie Springs. Played by Joe Locke)
by AntSage April 29, 2022
A manager at USAA. If you bump into him watch out! He looks exactly like a Wii character and won’t hesitate to make you take back to back phone calls, then make up stories about you. He’s known for his spikes hair and dwarfism. As all managers are rooster suckers at USAA, this guy takes one of the top seats for sucking directors rooster.
by #truthisreal October 16, 2018