neckflix

When your neck gets really sore from sitting in bed all day/night watching Netflix on your laptop. Its caused by the awkward positions you sit in so you can see the screen while trying to binge watch your favorite shows on netflix. The only way to try an prevent it is to constantly change positions.

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Person 1: Whats wrong with you?
Person 2: My neck is killing me! I have a really bad case of neckflix from binge watching House of Cards all night

by SoapySword March 28, 2015

nub necklace

A derivative of pearl necklace in which a man attempts to shoot his load on a woman's neck but misses, instead hitting her face.

Man, last night I gave her the biggest nub necklace! My dick twitched hard right as I was cumming!

by frogger149 January 11, 2009

pearl necklace

when a guy cums on the girls neck making it look like a pearl necklace

last night i gave my girlfriend a pearl necklace

by big-nick June 15, 2006

Pearl Necklace

the act of blowing your load directly at a woman's neck, aiming it perfectly center so the white juice flows down both sides of her neck, creating what looks like a 'pearl necklace'

Yo, I gave my girl a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day.

by Jake Smith February 16, 2003

Neckle Monster

A person who loves high grade weed and is constantly smoking it.

This cat bought 3 draws in the 2 days, he's a neckle monster!

by JB £! May 9, 2010

necklock

Necklock is a medical condition caused by sustained interaction with a smart phone, particularly when standing, in which the head is bent over at an extreme angle, causing painful paralysis, ache, &/or clicking sounds in the neck. Possibly associated with occurrences of lost time, & frequency of spousal & familial frustration.

I kept telling her, "Just a second," while I checked the weather app again and a few other things. When I finished, not only was she gone, but I had crazy necklock. I couldn't raise my neck, it hurt so bad. So I just went back to my phone, checked the weather; what else could I do?

by PrimordialBiscuit May 3, 2016

neikaln

Now Now Now, Let's Dissect My Former Sentence: "I Am Wanted" As You Can See, This Is The Build-Up To The Punchline Of My "Joke" (A Formation Of Words With The Intent Of Leading People Into A Humorous Breakdown), This May Lead The Listener Believe That I, Have Done Something Horrible, And That The Authorities Are Seeking Me. Let's Move On: "For War Crimes" This Is Part Two, The Bridge Between The Beginning And The End, War, What Is War? War, Throughout Modern Culture, Is Thought Of As Large Scale Military Combat Event Between Nations And Or Militant Organizations, Whose Outcome Is Supposed To Benefit The Winner. Crimes, Crimes Are Acts That Go Against The Law, Usually Portrayed As Being Horrible Acts Of Either Violence, Abuse, Or Robbery. Then, What Are War Crimes, We Have To Put Ourselves In The Shoes Of The Average Listener, They Do Not Know What "War Crimes" In Itself Means, However, They Can Piece The Two Words Together And Figure Out That Through The Pop Culture Interpretation Of The Two Words, It Must Mean That, Going Back To The First Sentence, The Person That Is Indeed Telling This Joke (In This Case, Myself) Is Clearly Being Looked For Due To Committing A Terrible Act Of Violence. shut yo bitchass up nigga

neikaln

by shut the fuck up retard December 11, 2021