Oh-Noner

Used to describe an erection that you get from something that you never expected would give you an erection. Puts an official name to the infamous "surprise" boner.

Alternate definition: An erection that one WILL receive while watching Apollo Anton Ohno speed skate; it's inevitable.

"It was the weirdest thing. I went to flip the light switch and the static shock gave me a raging Oh-Noner. I had no idea I was even into that stuff!"

by Gorky's Zygotic Glove Puppet January 23, 2014

sophia.noone

A person who decides to target u in among us every DAMN TIME.

do you know sophia.noone? Yeah it's actually noones not noone.

by kuvirasgirlfriend December 20, 2020

Mr. Noone

Mr. Noone or better known as iron man got roasted by the Fresh Prince. His arms are as fragile as glass and got the iron hairline

Mr. Noone got that hardened hairline

by Mr noone May 2, 2019

nonejaculatory

An activity that does not end with ejaculation

"we hooked-up, but is was nonejaculatory"

by Peepe` April 21, 2010

nonetheless

Meaning: "despite," "anyways," or "regardless of."

I didn't want to do it, but I was going to, nonetheless.

I really dislike him. But he's family, so I love him nontheless.

by Ryan VG December 25, 2005

Noner

A Noner (said Non-er) is some one of no importance, or lack there of. It derived from "Non-Essential Personel". The term is slang used largly by united states military members to describe the vast number of people who work away from the direct mission at hand.

1) A noner can be a person that works in finance, behind a desk in the warmth of a office. Their biggest threat is a chance that the stappler may brake and a staple come screaming out into their eye.
2)"Anyone who does not work on the flight line is a noner"

by JDF April 29, 2004

like none other

In a way which cannot be duplicated by others.

Bruce Lee can do Karate like none other.
I have to pee like none other.
I will kick your ass like none other.
He can smoke weed like none other.

by KenpoSam April 26, 2006