Northwest snowblower

When you're fucking in a parking lot during a snowstorm and she slides across the pavement while you are pounding her for all you've got

I saw Jesse giving Stacy a Northwest snowblower at 2 :30 in the morning on January 3rd

by Ricky sagecak February 7, 2025

east-northwest by south

Good luck trying to follow THAT heading.

I had a hard time navigating by my boat's binnacle --- its needle-card just kept spinning around in circles, and thus showing all kinds of random "east-northwest by south" readings --- till I realized it was being affected by the magnetized eyelets in the cloth cap I was wearing! Duhhhhh..... :P

by QuacksO January 27, 2020

northwest christian

A school where if money doesn’t fall out your ass, they bully you into submission.

Dang he goes to Northwest Christian, he must have quarters plopping out his ass.

by Parker Farr June 4, 2023

Northwest Teacup

Take the skin of your ball sack, make it into a cup. When you’re about to ejaculate let it drip down the shaft and into the reservoir you've created. Now what you do from here varies by culture, but cheers!

While enjoying the Northwest Teacup be sure to follow tea time etiquette. For example, when not at a table it is considered rude to drink from the teacup without holding the tea saucer in your left hand, while holding the tea cup in your right. Don’t be impolite hold those balls!

by NORTHWEST March 15, 2010

Northwest

Long-term commuting from somewhere between the Southwestern, South, southeastern or east coast to somewhere in the northwestern coast.

I went to Florida after living in Southern California. Me, Stephanie, and two other friends were gonna fly northwest from LAX until I heard everything closed as there were flurries.

by collegerecessnerd February 16, 2024

Northwest High School

Northwest HS is a public school in Germantown MD. The Science department sucks, the Math department is average, and if you're not on a sports team you're automatically irrelevant. People over here are SUPER liberal, and everyone her is super gay. Like super fucking gay. Even the straightest people. We have 10 whole portables bc the toxic underclasses keep overcrowding the school.

Northwest High School fucking sucks ass. Or it doesn't.

by Bethany pronounced Bethunay September 15, 2019

blue valley northwest

school full of douche bags

kid 1: omg do you know the kid that goes to blue valley northwest?
kid 2: ik he’s such a douche bag

by it rnn no kk gbk August 25, 2021