Northwest snowblower

When you're fucking in a parking lot during a snowstorm and she slides across the pavement while you are pounding her for all you've got
I saw Jesse giving Stacy a Northwest snowblower at 2 :30 in the morning on January 3rd
by Ricky sagecak February 07, 2025
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east-northwest by south

Good luck trying to follow THAT heading.
I had a hard time navigating by my boat's binnacle --- its needle-card just kept spinning around in circles, and thus showing all kinds of random "east-northwest by south" readings --- till I realized it was being affected by the magnetized eyelets in the cloth cap I was wearing! Duhhhhh..... :P
by QuacksO January 27, 2020
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Northwest College

Supposedly a College in northern and possibly even western Wyoming. many people attend Northwest to prepare their bodies for the reality of leaving the simulation. through means of alcohol poisoning and parental disappointment.
"yeah man I went to Northwest College."

"hmmmmmm that explains the DUI."
by Mildly upset Max February 11, 2019
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northwest academy

a "therapeutic boarding school" scam in north idaho where no therapy is actually done and all kids do is sit around and talk about drugs all day! A place where parents send their kids if they smoke weed or don't meet up to social norms. Great place. 10/10
"yo dude my friend got sent to northwest academy the other day."
"damn son we gotta light up a blunt for that nig"
by devastedj2547 November 28, 2017
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Northwest

Long-term commuting from somewhere between the Southwestern, South, southeastern or east coast to somewhere in the northwestern coast.
I went to Florida after living in Southern California. Me, Stephanie, and two other friends were gonna fly northwest from LAX until I heard everything closed as there were flurries.
by collegerecessnerd February 17, 2024
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Northwest

Long distance Commute from anywhere to somewhere northwest.
I was planning on going northwest, but then realized that everything is closed due to flurries.
by collegerecessnerd February 17, 2024
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blue valley northwest

kid 1: omg do you know the kid that goes to blue valley northwest?
kid 2: ik he’s such a douche bag
by it rnn no kk gbk August 25, 2021
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