Ning Nang Nong

A magicall place invented by Spike Milligan, somewhere past the Black Stump, but not quite as far as Timbuktu. Famously popularized by the popular adult television programme Play School.

On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows smoke Bong, and the monkeys all throw poo, There's a Nong Nang Ning Where the fat man sings, and the tea pots sing along too. On the Nong Ning Nang all the mice get banged, and you just can't catch 'em when they do, so its Ning Nang Nong, Cows smoke Bong! Nong Nang Ning, the fat man sings, Nong Ning Nang, The mice get banged, What a noisy place to belong, is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!!

by TarddieBuddie January 30, 2010

noongtan

A person can be referred to as a noongtan if they are an idiot, or act like they have downs syndrome

don't light your hair on fire, you noongtan!!!

by JtoTheDT April 5, 2014

noodge

(verb) To nag or annoy someone, especially in order to motivate them to do something. (noun) Someone who does this.

I hate to be a noodge, but you're going to have to do some work today.

by anarcissie April 22, 2008

splooge on my nooge

After one ejaculates, if there is still semen left on ones penis and one pulls up ones pants/shorts/(or skirt if you're feeling frisky)and gets the remaining semen on it, this is called Splooge on ones nooge.

" I was fucking my girlfriend and after we were done, I pulled my pants up and got splooge on my nooge."

"I was fucking some bitch and her dad walked in so i pulled up my pants. I shouted 'aww, splooge on my Nooge son!' Then he grabbed a 2x4 and I hightailed my ass out of there."

"Splooge on my Nooge Son!"

by Big Black Lombassa April 20, 2009

Nohong

The act of Shoving 5 bananas in your mouth while doing a handstand naked in a bathtub.

Jack can do a nohong for 63 days straight.

by Sexy Saxman March 22, 2017

It's Fucking Noon

in its original form "it's fucking noon" refers to About 1:30 in the morning when you are too shit faced to know the difference between midnight and noon. The expression could also be used to denote that it is to early to go home and that you desire another drink or five.

we can't go home yet IT'S FUCKING NOON!

by boomtown305 September 1, 2010

Noodge

This is my mothers word, it means to be nosey, pushy and a general pain in the ass. It sometimes means having an attitude the size of montana on your shoulders and projecting that all over the place. Generally this is not a nice thing but can be used in a nice context.

Oh he's being such a noodge!

by M i l e s December 9, 2004