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Noah is the best and funniest person you will ever meet. As soon as you lay your eyes on him, you will instantly fall in love. This means that there is always a large retinue of followers tagging along behind him. If you ever have to meet Noah, you will be one of the luckiest people ever born, due to his amazingness.
Girl1: OMG, is that Noah?!
Girl2: Yes!!!!!
Both of them start screaming and chase after Noah
Noah by kal torak February 16, 2019
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A sexy ass man with a gigantic cock! A true master in bed, getting the suck so many times. Hottest guy in the room, and all women gravitate towards him.
Jessica: Oh yeah, I just sucked Noah’s cock!

Martha: Nice...
Noah by ThiccBoi21 January 20, 2018
A boy who makes your heart pitter-patter, like rain falling on a windowsill. One who's loving, and adoring, and about the most amazing person in the world. He keeps your heart beat-b-beat-beat-beating. Pretty much the only person you could believe is capable of loving you.
Boy: I can't stop smiling!
Girl: How come?
Boy: This boy! He gives me butterflies!
Girl: He sounds like a sweetheart.
Boy: He is! He's a total Noah.
Noah by khodistarship May 24, 2009
Old guy that built an ark and saved all the animals
Noah Jose! (pronounced in spanish: no way jose)
noah by SmellsPrettyBad April 19, 2008
The word to describe something greater than Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris bowed down to his master, Noah
Noah by Noah Lefevre July 31, 2007
a name that is so awesome anybody would think is really awesome a if you know somebody named noah then go up to them and say you are awesome
dude 1: there is a new kid named noah
dude 2: really is he cool
dude 1: heck yeah he is so awesome he has his own body guards
dude2:sweet
Noah by awesomeman24 October 8, 2011
Guy 1- "Looks like its gonna rain..."
Guy 2- "Call Noah!!!"
Noah by that1kidnoah March 18, 2014