'Man, I can't believe I got a D on my algebra test...'

'Hey, at least you don't have gangrene.'
by skittlekitty2227 October 17, 2011
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an expression used to tell someone that
A) "you dont have to tell me"
B) "even though you wont admit it, youre full of shit"

originates with Antoine Dodson's line "You don't have to come and confess, (we lookin' for you, we gon' find you.)"
Example A) Reporter: Would you say what you did was heroic?

Antoine: Hell yeah it was heroic home boy!

Reporter: Amen, you dont have to come and confess on that one brother.

Example B) Intruder: Whoa dude, no way did i just come in that window in order to rape your sister!

Heroic Brother: You don't have to come and confess, home boy!
by heroic lines for the heroic October 17, 2010
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you don't pour my cereal

You don't know me, you don't know what I do, you haven't lived my life, you don't know my struggles nor trials and tribulations
Random THOT: You got me fucked up, bitch you don't pour my cereal!
James: How'd you know I'd do that?
Erin: I know you, I pour yo cereal!!!
by J Smitty219 June 21, 2015
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it's when someone say something over and over or something that make you just say what??? Or hell naw
them" he buddy friend pal... can I copy your homework?"
You".... boy if you don't gone somewhere

Or
Them "hey you dropped your pocket"
You"... boy if you don't gone somewhere "

Or
Them" you got games on your phone??? You got games on your phone???? You got games on your...
You- boy if you don't gone somewhere
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You don't even look Italian!

A diss used by the jersey shore meant to be a really bad insult. Because Jersey Shore people always try to think that they are Italian.
You are so bad at fist pumping, get a freaking life.

Shut up. You don't even look Italian!
by massieistheBLOCK January 18, 2011
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A Dad (Something you don't have) is something you don't have
Person 1: My Dad (Something you don't have) left a while ago..

Person 2: Don't worry one bit, he'll come back with a carton of premium milk!
by I am smol pp man June 03, 2021
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you don't poke you stroke

When you want someone to stop poking you and start stroking your dick.
by kushballer420 January 13, 2017
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