Nigger Napalm

Nigger Napalm can be directly defined as any "Hot grits". To provide context I offer the following: Occasionally, an angry person, usually one of African decent, will throw some scalding hot grits onto another person. As you can imagine, this is worse than simply boiling water, because the grits stick to the victim and keep burning, just like napalm, hence the term. If one lives in the south where grits are regularly eaten, this is a more common phenomenon.

Man did you see that poor spook, white blotches and scars all over his skin and such. Someone must have nigger napalmed him!!!

by spark-o-matic November 20, 2013

Pop Tart Napalm

When you eagerly bite into a Pop Tart just out of the toaster that hasn't cooled sufficiently and the delicious fruit filling burns the shit out of your lips and mouth and sticks to the tender oral tissues like hot glue.

Owwwww! Fuck! I just got blisters in my mouth from that devilish Pop Tart Napalm!!

by wolfbait51 September 25, 2011

Nevel Napalm

To ejaculate while spinning your nevel like it’s an attack helicopter.

I performed the nevel napalm move on this bint.

by Poo wee wee poo April 30, 2021

Sexual Napalm

A sexual hold a woman has on you similar to being addicted to drugs.

It can be positive or negative depending on your view.

" Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.
'Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just f**king snort you?"'- John Mayer

"I know she is not that pretty in the face, but she's like sexual napalm man, I can't shake her." - Some random dude.

by websterschick February 10, 2010

Canadian Napalm

When you microwave Maple Syrup and get 7th degree burns when you spill it on yourself.

Ahhhh! I Canadian Napalmed myself microwaving the pancake syrup.

by muffkin July 15, 2013

North Dakota Napalm

An act of covering someone in gasoline, and then beating them severely with a blunt object that is on fire.

Did you hear dave got north dakota napalmed?

by toho1212 May 4, 2009

Facebook napalm

A photo or comment on your Facebook page that kills or severely harms your chances of ever getting a job or a date again, because it crosses the line of "good taste."

Man, do you really think any girl is gonna date a guy who constantly posts about his ex? That's Facebook napalm!

by Marginal August 18, 2010