Muppets

Middle-aged Under-achieved Pathetic People expecting Too much Support.

What becomes of a Yuppie.
Me, and the City of London, bunch of bloody muppets...

...guess we had it coming to us, still - someone else will pay.
by Chas445 February 13, 2009
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Someone who is soft, as in they cant fight.
some guy comes upto you in the street acting all ghetto, like hes about to beat you up. you say: come on then lets fight, and he backs down and runs away. hes a muppet
by stevie steez October 25, 2003
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weird little puppet things on sesame street and other little children's shows
big bird: hi kids today's weather is joint
cookie monster: big bird, thats not weather
Big bird: okay then today's letter is acne
Cookie monster: big bird, that a word not a letter
Big Bird: okay today's letter is 3
Cookie Monster: big bird thats a number not a letter
Big bird: no, but its the number of joints i smoked today
by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004
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Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet but man, hahaha...ahh...so to answer your question, I don't know.
by TightFade April 09, 2003
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1) Comical Puppet invented by Jim Henson.
2) Slang term for someone who is clumsy or otherwise fat fingered.
3) John Moffet.
Emile Heskey missed an open goal on Saturday - what a muppet!
by woodpidgeon September 29, 2003
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An Individual that attends football matches believing that they can fight with the opposing teams Firm , but will on the sign of any trouble run and shat their pants.
Pat Kelner is a Muppet.
by Joe Ninety December 21, 2003
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Euphemism for oral stimulation of the penis, esp. when the recipient utilizes the back of the head or neck of the fellator to increase stimulation and/or speed of sexual congress.
Angelina Jolie's beautiful, full lips lead me to believe that she would give great muppets.
by Stompbox May 04, 2004
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