when you find someone sleeping, at home, at a bus stop or even at school, and you have duct tape and cream cheese. You duct tape their mouth shut while keeping their nose open so they wont wake up and put cream cheese all over their face so it looks like they just gave someone a blowjob.
kid at school: "dude lets give him a Muffled and creamed prank! It'll be so funny."
2nd kid at school: "Yeah, I've got some duct tape."
kid at school: "I have a blueberry bagel for lunch and my mom got me some cream cheese to go with it! Lets use it on him!"
2nd kid at school: "Yeah, I've got some duct tape."
kid at school: "I have a blueberry bagel for lunch and my mom got me some cream cheese to go with it! Lets use it on him!"
by Mityxm April 6, 2011
Get the Muffled and creamedmug. by pittsburgh@412 July 26, 2011
Get the Muffle Bag Boymug. Someone who’s mic is so ass that it sounds muffled then they go on a rampage an fuck every muffin they see raw
by anonymous March 19, 2022
Get the muffled muffin moelestermug. The act of pressing your butt cheeks on someone's face muffling the sound of your fart with thier face after eating a large Tex-Mex dinner.
She was lucky I held the peppers because their was some con carne smeared on that chicks face after giving her a San Antonio Muffle-lada.
by Jason DeReese February 4, 2009
Get the san antonio muffle-ladamug. A Big Delcious, Mighty Juicy Huge in Yo Mouth, Tasty Yummy, Mouth Watering, Jaw Dropping, Eye Popping Booty Sloppin.. . . BOOOTY!
by Big Daddy Smuffle Truffle. November 21, 2011
Get the Smuffle Muffle Cruffle Truffle.mug. The ancient art of muffled noises of gorilla violence is something few can master, it's been taught for generation after generation in the suburbs of Detroit.
When performing an act such as muffled noises of gorilla violence, one must be very careful, anyone will recognize it instantly and will report to the media about their new discovery which will make them millions.
When performing an act such as muffled noises of gorilla violence, one must be very careful, anyone will recognize it instantly and will report to the media about their new discovery which will make them millions.
Hey Mark! I think i can hear muffled noises of gorilla Violence over there!
Really! We have to Jet over there my Jordan, this is seriously poggers!
Really! We have to Jet over there my Jordan, this is seriously poggers!
by MynameisnotJohannes April 19, 2021
Get the Muffled noises of gorilla violencemug. While laying on the sofa with your loved one and enjoying a cozy day in, one might sigh and say "Muffle Gruffle," as they snuggle in.
Boss: Hey Johnson, your quarterly report is due at noon.
Johnson: (under his breathe) Muffle Gruffle...son of a...
Boss: Hey Johnson, your quarterly report is due at noon.
Johnson: (under his breathe) Muffle Gruffle...son of a...
by Moose Wrassler April 3, 2009
Get the Muffle Grufflemug.