Muffkin

The act of going down on a girl while she is taking a shit. Similar to bumpkin.

I gave my home bitch a muffkin after she let me have my birthday blumpkin.

by TheCrazyBunch October 8, 2011

Mufftab

Otherwise known as clitoris

"Olympic Mufftab Diving"

by Annie :) April 16, 2003

Muffian

A fat loser living with his parents.

GUY1> Muffian is in his basement playing Tibia.
GUY2> haha what a loser that game is worse than WoW!

by jagsph April 13, 2010

MUFFKIN

The female version of a blumpkin. The act of getting eatin out while taking a shit. A female receiving oral sex while taking a shit.

Jan received a muffkin from billy.

by hankthehawk June 17, 2010

mufftard

An individual who is retarded and also exhibits the charatoristics of a pussy.

"Omg shiver, stop being a mufftard"

by Splitter March 19, 2005

Queem of Mufftard

Originally a mispronunciation of "Cream of Mushroom" soup, when it was prounounced "Queem of Mustard" by a waitress at The El Dorado Diner in Tarrytown, NY. It has no real meaning besides how funny it sounds.

There is an alternate spelling, "Queem of Muffturd," which is a conglomeration of many other words such as cream, queef, muff, and turd.

"Yes, I'll have the Queem of Mufftard in a bowl, please."

"Dude, my girlfriend totally busted out with some Queem of Muffturd last night in bed. It was disgusting; it took me hours to clean up."

by Switche October 18, 2008

muffalo

More bush in the danger zone than on a whole buffalo. Shit.

That muffalo engulfed her belly button.

I had to bushwack that power triangle.

Fucking hell!

by big biff and the chubbs January 22, 2005