muff cabbage

(as heard on South Park) an unsightly looking vagina, by conventional standards, encompassed by: 1) oversized inner labia that is overgrown and wrinkly, resembling large cabbage leaves, and 2) an unkempt/untrimmed bush.

She had a bad case of muff cabbage, but since she got waxed now she only has some crazy roast beef curtains.

by MHG13 October 16, 2010

muff cabbage

n 1. Loose hanging labia (minora). Used as an insult. Allegedly, a result of having multiple partners.

n. 2. A used woman; floozy

I opened her lips, but couldn't find the hole. All I could see was her muff cabbage blowing in the breeze!

by SouthPark101 October 17, 2010

Muff cabbage

Assuming that a muffin top is when a womans fat spills over her tight jeans, muff is referring to something of-putting towards a woman.

Also cabbage just sounds like a reference to the vagina area

So muff cabbage is either a massive vagina (like a camel toe), or a really stank ass nasty vag, with so much syphilis and pus oozing out of it it has the appearance of cabbage

You are muff cabbage!!

I pulled of her panties and instead of a beautiful pussy i find a muff cabbage!!

by thomasthemountainman October 15, 2010

muff cabbage

congealed semen or vaginal mucus in a person's pubic hair which typically peels off in leafy shapes

The citizens of New Jersey are notoriously known for their excessive muff cabbage, as they often engage in unprotected intercourse and do not postcoitally groom themselves.

by UtterlyInept May 06, 2012

muff cabbage

Disgusting sour feminine odor, originating from New Jersey. Can possibly be cured by using Vagisil very diligently every day. EVERY DAY.

omg, Pauly-D told me he didn't close the deal with Snooki because of her rotten muff cabbage

by Mrs. Crabtree October 16, 2010

muff cabbage

A total douche bag who constantly makes smart ass comments about shit that he obviously knows nothing about. A muff cabbage is usually incredibly short, and in serious cases, jewish.

Damn Baker, why are you such a muff cabbage.

by Scoopable Muffins February 11, 2011

muff cabbage

vagina

Snooki want smush smush. Snooki wants your douglas in her muff cabbage.

by jerseyshore99 October 14, 2010