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Mucky Moody

When you poke your girlfriend up the arse and then wipe your fingers on your sunday lunch and cook it in the oven.
After sunday lunch, i served the pudding which was a mucky moody.
by Kipperminted Fry January 6, 2009
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Mucky duck foot

When you finger the anus a little too hard with out the knowledge they haven't douched, so when you get up you leave a poopy duck foot print on floor or bum cheek.
Me and this person got very crazy last night, I fingered the bum which was great, but didn't realise it was a fully loaded bum, when I pulled out I left the mucky duck foot prints everywhere.
by Douski May 8, 2023
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mucky joe

The goat of Fortnite and stealing old laddies underpants
Oh he robbed her underwear what a mucky joe!
by Mucky joe December 31, 2023
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Mucky Blonde

A hair colour. Usually a mix of brunette blonde and gold. Not the type of blonde that is associated with ditziness. They are usually brainier than bleach blondes even though this is not considered a personality trait.
Girl 1: Wow, you aced that test!!
Girl 2: It's coz I'm mucky blonde!!!!
by Muckieblonde6 September 26, 2009
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mucky spanial

When a girl proceeds to lick our a dirty crusty bum ring, whilst having a shit next to their dog who has a life threatening tumor
I performed a mucky spanial yesterdayx
by Mucky spanial January 24, 2023
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Mucky Yoghurt Pot

Eerrrrgghh!! I saw a mucky yoghurt pot in the swimming pool.
by Dr Jewskin83 August 8, 2017
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