mother

Somebody who can be a really nice person, but can also physically and verbally abuse you sometimes. Perhaps she does it out of anger, or hate, or whatever the reason. This is an actual conversation I had with my mother:

Her: Did you do something stupid?
Me: What? No! Why did you thnk that.
Her: Because ou're you, and you do stupid things (Ouch!)
Me: Hey...shut up!
Her: What did you say?
Me: Just stop! I don't need to listen to this!
Her: (smacks me across head) You don't tell me to shut up. I tell you to shut up. You can go to your room after dinner.

Me: (sigh) I wish my mother could just be grateful I exist...

by Alex4315 February 16, 2013

mother

The woman who gave birth to you and raised you.

Some mothers are known for embarrassing their children... or being cruel to them Joan Crawford was among the most prominent of this type, if not the worst.

Still others are wonderful, loving, devoted women. Mine is one of them.

Pet names for her would be "mom", "mommy", "mama", or similar names.

I feel so blessed to have a mother like mine.

by Lorelili March 04, 2005

mother

Ice spice; our lord and savior

“Omg you seen ice spice new post right? She’s giving mother! Proud munchkin!”

by mitskilvvvr January 14, 2023

Mother Mother

if you're straight you've probably heard of burning pile or hayloft
"all my troubles on a burning pile, all lit up and i start to smile" - burning pile, o my heart 2008
"it started with the hayloft, a creakin', well it just started in the hay-"
or "my daddy's got a gun, my daddy's got a gun, my daddy's got a gun, you better run" -hayloft, o my heart 2008
if you're gay, you probably listen to their music to cope or you're a danganronpa fan. also, hru right now?

Mother Mother has the best music!
My favorite song is Verbatim, what's yours?

My favorite song is Body of Years!

by madeofjunk April 05, 2021

mother

1.A female human being whom gave birth to you.
2.Term of profanity used by most civilizations in the world.

1.My mother is going to ditch me for her new boyfriend.
2.The most insulting insult in Chinese is 'caonimabi', means 'fuck your mother's pussy'.

by Peevee August 06, 2006

mother

Used to define something larger or better than anything else.

That was the mother of all goals.

I need the mother of all beers to quench my thirst on a hot day like this.

by Lexi January 09, 2004

the mother

the character around which the show 'how i met your mother' revolves. played by Cristin Milioti, the character was recently disclosed. however, her name has not been disclosed yet so, the mother, in the meantime, is known by, well, 'the mother'! lol

himym fan 1: dude did you check out how i met your mother last night?
himym fan 2: yeah! i totally did! the mother was finally disclosed! high time, eh?
himym fan 1: uh-huh yeah. and the actress, cristin milioti was pretty decent too!
himym fan 2: can't wait for the next season!

(next season because the big reveal happened right at the end of the second last season, the 8th one)

OR

fan 1: hey did you see last night's episode of himym? it was titled 'how your mother met me'. i did!
fan 2: me too! and the episode was one of the best in the series. completely based on the mother! how awesome was that! right?
random person (rp): yeah!!
fan 1: who are you?
rp: i'm a fan of himym too! {that makes him/her 'fan 3'} i loved it!
fan 2: oh, then it's cool! let's be friends!
fan 1,3: yeah let's do that! yay!

as you can see, it brings people together.

THE END
thank you for your time, now you all can search for something else. or not. totally up to you. ok now i'm gonna stop now. ok? bye.

by amy_tommo_malik February 10, 2014