Morning Glory

Waking up with a morning wood and going straight to a Glory hoke to receive oral sex

Damon: Hey did you make sure to take advantage of that morning wood you had?
Michael: Yeah I sure did! As soon as I woke up bricked up I ran to the local glory hole and enjoyed a Morning Glory!

Morning Glory by Jack Mihoffman January 5, 2025

Morning Glory

Safe word for sex with a sheep and/or goat

I was feeding today and decided to go in for a little morning glory.

Morning Glory by Yler Ubrey February 24, 2025

Morning former glory 

When you wake up the next day after butt fucking some Ho the night before whilst wearing beer goggles. You fancy seconds, but then discover she is an absolute munter. Your previously rock hard shaft is reduced to a limp mess

"Hey bitch, fancy another anal probe? Oh shit, what a horror, my cock's gone down worse than the titanic, what a waste of my morning former glory"

Morning former glory by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018

Morning Gloria 

When a woman wakes up in the morning with a wideon.

Core blimey I dreamt I was getting plowed by Burt Reynolds last night. Woke up with a right Morning Gloria.

Morning Gloria by DrJoy April 17, 2020

morning glories 

(n.) seeds containing the chemical LSA which when ingested in large amounts (over 150) can cause one to have a psychedelic experience similar to LSD.

I tripped hard last night on morning glories.

morning glories by logos November 7, 2003

Morninggloryus 

To celebrate people who share intense feelings of affection for one another, using word play from Morning Glory implying a wonderful prior evening together, glorious in the form of Glory us, and finally the combination of morning Glory and us.

"Last night with you? It was #morninggloryus."

Morninggloryus by Handcuffmonkfish September 26, 2019