Monmon

a mythical creature hailing from southern ontario, highly rare and coveted with only one member of the species in existence

Oh my god did you just see that monmon pass us? DO WANT

by JohnDraper November 11, 2011

Monobrodium Dudeamate

A food additive developed in 1967 by the R&D department of the Anheuser-Busch Corporation, Monobrodium Dudeamate (MBD) is not regulated by the FDA. Commonly included in cheap beers such as Budweiser, Coors, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Miller, and Corona, this compound reacts uniquely with alcohol in the brain to produce a variety of unusual human behaviors, exploited for the economic gain of brewing companies' subsidiaries. The additive has had a unique effect on the culture of the U.S.A., producing such things as the Hooters restaurant chain, the Spike TV network, the Jackass series, the movie Animal House, and the 'tailgate party' phenomenon. Common side effects include hot wings, people buying pickup trucks to commute in the suburbs, chicken strips, wicked hangovers, and the belief that baseball is an engaging spectator sport. The chemical is also responsible for most of the behaviors of the American frat boy, and for PBR-induced hipster woman-bashing.

Adult male after consuming both alcohol and Monobrodium Dudeamate:
"WOOOO! YEEAAAH! DUDE! BRO! COME HERE! OK, DUDE, hold my beer and watch this!"

Adult male after consuming only alcohol:
"This has been quite a delightful evening, but I believe I have quaffed this Pilsner Urquell in excess. Might I trouble you to call a cab, kind sir?"

by nosnebjak October 25, 2009

mono

red half zip

that red half zip makes Monos chin look mahoosive

what a chinny chin chin

that chin could cut butter better than a butter knife

by 6applesauce9 March 22, 2021

monomotional

When someone expresses only one emotion usually never smiles or shows happiness.

Me- "Hey dude how you doing?" :D

Guy- :|

Me- "Ok bro have a good one!" :D

Guy- :|

Me- "Cheer up bro. Don't be so monomotional."

by Bell2k16 August 4, 2014

monobradmin

Bad admin of one's monobrow

'Dude, you need to get a grip of your monobradmin!'

by bobishungry October 1, 2012

monimastoduscephalia

From the Greek for "brain that's permanently in the shower," a very common behavioral syndrome characterized by the individual feeling comfortable to speak to themselves and even sing out-loud anywhere and everywhere at any time.

I have monimastoduscephalia. That’s why I sometimes talk to myself out loud and sing in the street.
Reading this out loud? You probably have it too. It’s fine. Nobody cares.

by rorrzo February 2, 2022

Mono-Nigga

A nigga who lives by himself in the woods and sells drugs to animals

Person1 - Yo Tyrone wtf do you do out here
Person2 - Sell that zibbly za to them sqwails
Person 1 - You damn Mono-Nigga

by Ziblicksom32 July 17, 2023