monkeytard

what you call your buddy when they are acting retarded

joe: *starts screaming and laughing at something*
henry: "shut the fuck up you monkeytard"

by No jews August 27, 2020

MonkeyBaat

Extremely knowledgeable account on Twitter with insightful tweets. Supports RR. #HallaBol

Hey Bro! Your mind is so big! Are you Monkeybaat83?

by Monkeybaat April 2, 2021

monkeybater

Someone who jerks off monkeys

My friend Nolan jerked off a monkey. He’s such a monkeybater

by Hey it’s the guy June 18, 2023

monkeyballu

monkeyballu is a term used for when your friends are being quite exquisite towards you.

thanks for the money, your being quite a monkeyballu today!

by krumifix February 8, 2024

monkeyball

The course of action where the intended routine and/or status quo is rejected and an incorrect procedure is enacted.

This nigga just poured lemonade into a latte… MONKEYBALL

by DeezNuts98 May 23, 2024

Monkeytard

A desperate guy who likes harassing Indian girls because he is DDF (Down Do Fuck), if you’re not careful he will start actively trying to make out with you without you realizing. (But only if you’re brown) People think he’s so dumb, that he actually devolved and got an acting career as one of the monkeys for planet of the apes.

Man, that Arham is being such a monkeytard.

by RealTruth.com April 18, 2025

e-monkeytard

A person or mammal lacking sufficient gene types. To lack analytical reasoning and improper use of web tools.

My friend Joe is an e-monkeytard because he can not install messenger tools on his computer properly.

by SolidSnake84 April 23, 2009