Mondays

Your Average Nigger

Everbody hates Mondays

by 1230456789 July 15, 2010

monday

A word to describe a black person or african american. It's used as a code word

I'm dating a Monday

OR

I wish I could dance like a Monday

by Beccs July 20, 2007

mondays

a derogatory term for a black person.

Racist: Look at those lazy mondays.
Guy: What?
Racist: Those fuckin mondays over there.
Guy: Wtf is a monday?
Racist: A nigger.
Guy: Why do you call them mondays?
Racist: Cause everyone hates mondays...

by powersurge September 17, 2012

monday

A term for black people because no one likes Mondays

"Fucking Mondays, the worst thing God ever created"

by Matticus Prime January 1, 2009

Mondays

A slang term used to affectionately describe men and women of African or African American decent. Usually used alongside terms such as "love," "wonderful smelling," "clean," and "highly motivated." Since people have started over-classifying everything, 'Mondays' now only refers to black people, although it used to cover a much broader scope. As a result, the rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties.

I love wonderful smelling, clean, highly motivated Mondays.

(or used derogatorily)
I hate stinky, dirty, lazy Mondays.

by RedNeckZilla October 7, 2008

A Monday

someone who looks bad on a everyday basis like they just rolled out of bed on a monday morning

Kacey: you seen her prom outfit?
Me: yea it’s was so basic, but yk she a monday😭

by jr1648@2 May 24, 2021

Mondays

The when all wars are started. Most deaths occur. Everyone hates this day.
Mon- latin means "earth fucks everyone on earth"

You have cancer, today is monday.
You find your girlfriend cheating on you on mondays.
Hey your whole family just died in a horrible car accident involing zeebras and clowns, Oh yeh, today is monday!

by Terence June 16, 2003