Monday 

The day that you finally realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: What is this place, hell?
friend: You gave the answer yourself!
me: Am I dead?
friend: No, it's Monday...

Monday by Bloesem May 24, 2018

monday 

The day that you realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: Is this hell?
friend: Yes.
Me: Am I dead?
Friend: No, it's monday.

monday by Bloesem April 16, 2018

MONDAY 

A racial slur.

Everyone hates Monday's.

MONDAY by George Wallace June 5, 2018

Monday 

The day you find out you don't have to die to go to hell...

me: Am I dead?
friend: No, but you are in hell.
me: how?
friend: It's monday.

Monday by Bloesem September 4, 2018

Monday 

That day of the week everybody hates, and get their coffee out.

John: How was Monday?
Bob: Hell.

Monday by Svifias November 3, 2018

Monday 

the worst day in the world

Well fuck, look at that its Monday.

Monday by The man of blood and death November 10, 2018

monday 

the worst day in history.

why monday ,

monday by big red balls11 January 21, 2019