The cognitive process by which an individual makes a decision based solely on the emotional gratification he or she received while viewing that decision played out in a montage movie style format. In this montage, the individual is the main character of a super epic story, in which they are better looking than they actually are. However, this montage has no connection whatsoever to reality and the end result is disastrous consequences, wasted time, and usually suicide before the age of 35.
Mick: Dude, I'm thinking of studying cinematography out West, I think I could be really good at it and I see myself in my head just killing it all the time and being dope.
Jack: dude, don't do that. That's Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM).
Mick: ye.
Jack: dude, don't do that. That's Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM).
Mick: ye.
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This stlye of flashback has drawn attention on social media in recent years, with many online comedians producing sketches which aim at making fun of the trope.
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"Dude, John Wick was such a simp for his wife, they made him go through a straight up dead wife montage"
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