The Mississippi measurement is a method of measuring ones dick by which the end of the tape measure starts at the asshole.
The wife says I've got a small cock, but I'm all ,"Bitch that shit's seven inches with the Mississippi measurement."
by Mr. Bloodfart November 10, 2015
Get the mississippi measurementmug. Hey babe, can you give me a blowjob while I poop in the toilets water tank...you know a Mississippi Crockpot? That'd be hot!
by Hoodrat85 July 2, 2016
Get the Mississippi crockpotmug. A sexual fetish wherein either semen or urine runs down a woman's chest between her breasts, creating the image of a river running between two mountains.
by sharkboy4eva January 8, 2012
Get the Mississippi Rivermug. When giving birth the father cuts the umbilical cord with his teeth, also accidentally biting off some of the child's penis.
Friend 1: dude bobs dick is so small!
Friend 2: hey man give him a break I hear he was a mississippi mistake, it's not his fault!
Friend 2: hey man give him a break I hear he was a mississippi mistake, it's not his fault!
by kins.webb February 2, 2015
Get the mississippi mistakemug. by sudmat May 11, 2009
Get the mississippi plungermug. A sex act
Give a women laxatives, and then when they kick in proceed with anal intercourse so that she spurts "mud"
Give a women laxatives, and then when they kick in proceed with anal intercourse so that she spurts "mud"
by Satyricon October 16, 2006
Get the Mississippi Mudpumpmug. Your partner stands on his/her hands, and you grab his/her ankles facing backwards. Then you proceed to deficate inside of your partner's anal cavity, and walk them around on their hands.
by The HandyMan March 18, 2009
Get the Mississippi Wheelbarrowmug.