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Millenial

Someone who did not own a smartphone in highschool
You had a razor in highschool! You’re such a millenial!
by Karpalicious March 25, 2023
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Millenials

People who only eat sushi and think they're healthy, be on the internet for 10 hours and think they're better people because they drive hybrid cars. They also probably have around five partners and don't want marriage or kids. Oh and, some of them are alcohol addicts. Also they have a weird obsession with Pokémon and Techno music.
Alan: Hey man! I just got a hybrid car! I will surely go to heaven for doing so much to protect the Earth's environment!
James: *sigh* Millenials...
by LegacyFilet January 26, 2024
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depressed millenial

Tusura is a depressed millenial. But really hes just old, fat, and stupid. aka Boomer
by Camoa November 12, 2020
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post-kardashian millenial

a concept or initiative meant to embrace the mentality of an individual living in a social climate where the Kardashian obsession is no longer a phenomenon but the influence of the family's best qualities are apparent

a paradigm shift where the collective attention focused on the family is redirected onto us, permitting us a uniquely large shared head space to be filled with our sincerest personal stories in ways that popular culture contrives and deprives us of

re-appropriating the kardashian brand as a means of queering the platform and shedding visibility on less privileged identities
Friend 1: Did you see the final part of the Bruce interview last night?
Friend 2: Naw, but did you see another trans woman of color was brutally murdered for no reason again last night?
Friend 1: woah, i hadn't heard, that's pretty post-kardashian

Friend A: Are you a member of the facebook group /inb4/?
Friend B: the one where all the queer underground DIY netkids, artists, musicians n creatives share selfies celebrating their taboo?
Friend A: yah that one
Friend B: word i am, hella post-kardashian millenials in there
by littleprincest May 26, 2015
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The millenium of a make up artist to avoid perianal abscesses (Millenials)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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