Mental state induced by the presence of one or several milfs. Young, single men are most at risk. Common alleged symptoms are daydreaming and overwhelming desire. Also known as cougar disease.
by skyjuice December 30, 2008
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A musician that used to wear a fedora and be guyish and make electro house for the time, is now a drag queen-ish Tranny and makes weird hip hop and eurodance-ish music.
I listen to Devin Millar. He’s a great artist!
Uhhh.... he? Is this even him?
Yeah he changed his look!
I need to get my head checked.
Uhhh.... he? Is this even him?
Yeah he changed his look!
I need to get my head checked.
by Justicewithtacosandweed November 14, 2019
Get the Devin Millar mug.Mellanna is a rare person to find, shes as rare as they come. She's kind hearted, pretty, and all around amazing. If you ever find one, never let her go. Shes hard to find, but shes worth it. Mellanna is always someone to hold as a trophy, she loves to take care of her self and everyone around her, shes always ready to spring into action to help and will do her best to cheer you up when you're down. If you find a Mellanna, never let her go, shes worth it!
by No name works? December 6, 2020
Get the Mellanna mug.this school is ASS. the school is full of country ass man whores who will do anything to get their 2 inch cocks in anyone. most of them vape in the nasty ass bathrooms which are INFESTED with roaches and rats. two people had sex in the new bathrooms, this school has multiple bomb threats every month and fights every week (mostly ghetto white girls) aka my cousin but i digress. this school is known for their ass football team but their MARCHING BAND???? even though they never get anything, they still good. this one teacher (name who will not be said) is ass. these ugly ass freshman comin from LBC are so musty
person 1: i love midland valley high school so much
person 2: no tf u don’t.
person 1: yes i do!
person 2: manwhore
person 3: i go to nahs its sm better
person 2: no tf u don’t.
person 1: yes i do!
person 2: manwhore
person 3: i go to nahs its sm better
by theactualbootysniffer696969 December 20, 2022
Get the midland valley high school mug.The closest thing you will ever find on this earth to an angel.
The cutest, nicest, and sweetest girl you will ever meet.
One you can depend on when you are down and out and have nowhere to turn.
If you know her then you are one lucky person.
She spreads joy to the world without even trying.
Its what she was created to do.
One can easily see that she is hard working and willfully gives from her heart to help others.
If you are ever with her in a relationship don't ever leave her. She's the best thing that will ever happen to you.
If you do then slap yourself, have your best friend slap you, then have your other best friend slap you too to knock some sense into you.
But if you do leave her and your relationship doesn't end up working out its gonna be tough going from there.
You can try all you want to try and forget her, you can try to go with somebody else, you can never talk to her again, you can move to the other side of the world... But she'll never leave your heart.
And even if you find somebody else out there, they more than likely won't ever make you as happy as she did.
THAT, my friend is something you should take into account here and now... Don't make the same mistake I did, or you will regret it; possibly forever.
ANYWAYS, on to other things... If she is in your life, thank God everyday that you have the opportunity to be with such a wonderful person.
The cutest, nicest, and sweetest girl you will ever meet.
One you can depend on when you are down and out and have nowhere to turn.
If you know her then you are one lucky person.
She spreads joy to the world without even trying.
Its what she was created to do.
One can easily see that she is hard working and willfully gives from her heart to help others.
If you are ever with her in a relationship don't ever leave her. She's the best thing that will ever happen to you.
If you do then slap yourself, have your best friend slap you, then have your other best friend slap you too to knock some sense into you.
But if you do leave her and your relationship doesn't end up working out its gonna be tough going from there.
You can try all you want to try and forget her, you can try to go with somebody else, you can never talk to her again, you can move to the other side of the world... But she'll never leave your heart.
And even if you find somebody else out there, they more than likely won't ever make you as happy as she did.
THAT, my friend is something you should take into account here and now... Don't make the same mistake I did, or you will regret it; possibly forever.
ANYWAYS, on to other things... If she is in your life, thank God everyday that you have the opportunity to be with such a wonderful person.
by XxThomas HunterxX February 4, 2010
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A: Look at that beautifully shaped body, she is just amazing
B: Yes, her name is Mariah Milano
A: I think she's perfect.
B: Yes, her name is Mariah Milano
A: I think she's perfect.
by onefiftha October 18, 2011
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