Bagged milker

Someone who is dumb or ignorant.

Daniel: The earth is flat.
Josh: No it isn't, you're are such a bagged milker.

by Mestre Oogway September 25, 2021

Mommy milkers

A farming husband, milking his cow of a wife. Not to be mistaken with boobs

Call the mommy milkers! This party is full of nothing but cows

by Notkivevab May 18, 2021

mommy milkers

A mommy milker is a MILF lover it also applies to people who just love big tits

All the Dimitrescu stans are mommy milkers, smh

by im u fucking sadist17 June 5, 2021

Coccy Milker

omg look its Uzi's definition (hint: does NOT refer to coom)

Ugh he's such a coccy milker.

by CoccyMilker October 14, 2020

subsidy milker

A clever fellow who, given the opportunity, milks the state in that he or she applies for and receives all available state or EU subsidies regardless of entitlement.

Well, shiver me timbers, if it's not another subsidy milker !

by Muffindamule October 4, 2006

Infinite-Milker

A man obsessed with masturbating, continously. A tissue waster.

Omg... I have a friend that is an Infinite-Milker. I saw him jacking off to porn, then i ran away. An hour later, i still saw him there.

by MilkingcowsLOL May 25, 2009

obituary milker

A person (attention-whore) whom barely acknowledged and or hardly knew someone but will socially grieve over them for attention. These people are defective and need to get a life.

Attention whore turns obituary milker as another means for attention.

by 'One Warning' January 10, 2015