Sandy: I got 100% on my test!
Mary: OMG how??
Sandy: I put all my notes into photoshop and used my photoshopic memory to remember everything!
Mary: OMG how??
Sandy: I put all my notes into photoshop and used my photoshopic memory to remember everything!
by Choysen October 6, 2011
Get the Photoshopic Memory mug.Duder 1: "Dude don't you remember? You thought that girl was hot in 9th grade, but she had really hairy arms."
Duder 2: "What? Are you sure?"
Duder 1: "Yea dude, that's why you backed off."
Duder 2: "Shit you're right. Damn your elephant memory."
Duder 2: "What? Are you sure?"
Duder 1: "Yea dude, that's why you backed off."
Duder 2: "Shit you're right. Damn your elephant memory."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
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guy 1: yo, remember that time we got super hammed and skinny dipped with those fine chicks?
guy 2: naaaaw man, thats a mad dead memory
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girl 1: hey, remember when you made out with jenn's boyfriend that one time?
girl 2: oh god, dont remind me, im trying to turn that into a dead memory
guy 2: naaaaw man, thats a mad dead memory
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girl 1: hey, remember when you made out with jenn's boyfriend that one time?
girl 2: oh god, dont remind me, im trying to turn that into a dead memory
by mauigirl17 March 8, 2010
Get the dead memory mug.The alteration or outright disappearance of inconvenient or embarrassing documents, photographs, transcripts, or other records, such as from a web site or other archive. Its origin comes from George Orwell's "1984", in which the memory hole was a small incinerator chute used for censoring, (through destroying), things Big Brother deemed necessary to censor.
Person One: "Did you hear about that scandal involving the President?"
Person Two: "Yeah! Looks like someone didn't have time to visit the memory hole."
Dude One: "Yo bro, I like that picture on Facebook of you wearing the "I Love Barry Manilow" shirt!"
Dude Two: "Yeah, that's definitely going in the memory hole."
Person Two: "Yeah! Looks like someone didn't have time to visit the memory hole."
Dude One: "Yo bro, I like that picture on Facebook of you wearing the "I Love Barry Manilow" shirt!"
Dude Two: "Yeah, that's definitely going in the memory hole."
by Charles Buell December 9, 2008
Get the Memory Hole mug.The female version of a "memory wank".
The female will continue to "flick the bean" (stimulate the clit) whilst thinking of past sexual experiences, their favourite porno scene, or a mixture of them both.
The female will continue to "flick the bean" (stimulate the clit) whilst thinking of past sexual experiences, their favourite porno scene, or a mixture of them both.
(couple talking over the phone/internet/text)
"Aww babes Im so horny. I need you here!"
"Me too. Be right back......just avin a memory flick"
"Aww babes Im so horny. I need you here!"
"Me too. Be right back......just avin a memory flick"
by GazNVixDicto May 1, 2010
Get the memory flick mug.I can't wait to see this cage fight between Rush Limbaugh and Barack Obama...it's going to be a real memory-banker!
by PapaD July 26, 2010
Get the Memory-banker mug.When you are involved with a chick that recalls certain things of the conversation but edits what was said to throw something in your face. Worse then paraphrasing. It was more commonly referred to as "psycho bitch" in the 90's until scientific advances were made in the origins of such behavior.
Mike: She told me that I told her to stop loving me. Definitely has SEM - Selective Edited Memory.
Tom: Isn't that called psycho bitch?
Tom: Isn't that called psycho bitch?
by Wally Krunk from the grave December 2, 2010
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