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Creatine-Megamind Paradox

The Creatine-Megamind Paradox as a well known theory which states that Megamind snorted creatine as a child making his brain grow which gives his head his distinguished look.
Yooo why is Megaminds head so huge bro?

Haven’t you heard of the Creatine-Megamind Paradox dude!?!
by Woocon June 2, 2022
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Megamind

When you're fucking a girl and you're about to cum so you turn her around and jam the tip of your cock in her nose and blow your load. thus recreating the final scene of megamind.
Guy 1: so i was fucking my girlfriend last night and i got the weird urge to tunr her around and cum in her nose.

Guy 2: so you megaminded her?
by macmnd January 8, 2018
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Megaman

A robot made by Dr. Light to stop the evil intentions of Dr. Wiely. He has had numerous types, such as: Megaman (1-"9") X(X-X6) and .EXE (Megaman Battle Network 1, 2, Transmission)
Megaman! You okay?
by Banjo June 24, 2003
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megham

Megham is a nickname given to only those that meet these standards:
*long brown hair
*short and skinny
*witty and clever
*stunner and stellar
#1
"dude, did you see that new girl? Pretty eh? Funny too!"
" i know, shes def a megham"
#2
"oh megham. Your so fun!"
" i know, im kinda a big deal. People know me"
by meganisreallyrad December 23, 2008
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fingers-cut, megamachine!

one of the best bands ever. osker's new band.
omg fingers-cut, megamachine! makes me juice.
by Idle January 27, 2004
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Megamix

Adjective or Noun depending on context, often derogatory,

A string of songs thrown together, often all by the same exact artist, to offer nothing more than a cheap masturbatory fantasy for fanboys and fangirls. A Megamix is often made by people who call themselves DJs but have no real skill or have never played in a club.

To further separate what makes a Megamix apart from a DJ Mix is that a Megamix will often forego all sense of flow, structure and common sense just to painfully string together the songs in any way possible.

Tactics include:
* Vocal looping of the same line over and over,
* Using "jump edits" in the song to repeat a certain section of beat, note or part of bassline repeatedly, often causing it to sound like a CD skipping,
* Unnatural pitch increases to mix a 90bpm song together with a 140bpm song (instead of slowly scaling the tempo with other songs in between),
* Ignoring song cues and/or mismatching them,
* Overlapping two songs that aren't even in the same tempo or beatmatched,
* Not following the 4/4 structure or typical 16 or 32 beat dance mix structure,
* Cutting off one song in the middle of a verse or chorus just to make a hasty transition to another song that hasn't reached the same point in intensity of the previous track.
1) Erasure released a bonus-cd Megamix on their Hits! album that sounded like crap. A real DJ should have made a mix instead.

2) I went to a dance club and the DJ sounded like he was playing a Megamix, turns out he was really having a seizure in the booth.
by JoeBillyBob December 6, 2006
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Megamissile

James! Megamissile!
by I forgot November 13, 2003
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