Warm Mayonnaise

When you pull a guy's unwashed cock out and it smells like a jar of expired warm mayonnaise.

Slut: I tried sucking this guy's cock last night, but it smelled like warm mayonnaise and I blew chunks all over his dick, he grabbed my face and skull fucked me anyway.

by B(.)(.)mTown May 27, 2016

mayonaise monkey

a white person, the term is usually meant to be derogatory

yeah that mayonaise monkey hit me up yesterday lookin for soome trees

by cze August 9, 2005

mayonnaise sandwich

Two pieces of bread together with mayonnaise in the middle. Some shit white people eat.

Duke: Ay, I know what you want, that mayonnaise sandwich.
White Guy: Yesssirrrr, i love me some mayonnaise sandwiches.

by SukaFlyat May 3, 2021

blood engorged mayonnaise cannon

(n) Penis; male mammal reproduction organ, also used to expell urine.

He was thumping his blood engorged mayonaise cannon for the majority of the night.

by Meach January 9, 2005

Maggon

a rude made up term made by the president of the united states

saddie is a fat Maggon

by Jcify February 4, 2021

Mayonetic

A literal Jar of Mayonaise.

" Mayonetic is a funny youtuber."

by Ok53672 May 22, 2021

Chunky Mayonaise

When a female has a yeast infection and she doesnt tell you so you stick your dick in her anyways, when you pull out you have chunky mayoniase on your dick

ew, bi-atch, u just got some chunky mayonaise of my genitals.

by timber12 November 1, 2010