Columbine Massacre

On April 20th 1999, Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris decided that they hated there school and were going to shoot down as many kids as possible and then themselves. Now you're probably thinking, what sick kids! Well let me turn your thinking around. They were bullied on a daily basis and honestly wanted nothing but happiness. They got picked on by jock's and popular kids. Now I'm sure you've been bullied, right? Well I'm guessing you don't plan on massacring your school or killing yourself.. But just imagine your bullying 10x worse? That's how it was for them. It was wrong what they did but people wouldn't listen. Also, at many schools they have something called 'Rachel's challenge' a story of the first girl who died. And they talk about how you should never bully yet every kid that walks out of that assembly doesn't learn shit.

Basically don't bully kids because you don't know what their capable off. And to any kid that thinks 'Oh no big deal' well just wait until some kids come in with 4 guns and shoots down your school. Then you'll regret ever being a bully.

Person 1: The Columbine massacre was crazy! Dylan and Eric were freaks who deserved their death.

Me: Do you know what it's like to be bullied? Oh that's right you don't. Because you're just another jock who has a perfect life.. Sorry I forgot..

by Nakia F. October 8, 2011

Lampshade Massacre

The act of a male placing a lampshade over the head of a female companion, then continuing to cut a fair sized hole in the lampshade about the size of the female mouth then pursuing to Fellatio.

Dat bitch Katrina done acted a foo so i slapped a shade on her face we had us a lampshade massacre.

by Ben Mueller August 6, 2006

Texas Clitsaw Massacre

Sexual maneuver in which the middle and ring fingers enter the vagina, the pinky finger enters the anus, and the index finger and thumb manipulate the clitoris

i gave her the texas clitsaw massacre, and she nearly blew

by cancer June 25, 2005

Virginia Slim Massacre

When at a club, one buys a carton of Virginia Slims and proceeds to smoke the entire carton at the club. This is usually done by an Italian who has never smoked in his life.

Kevin: Hey man, I thought you didn't smoke

John: I don't. I just wanted to start a Virginia Slim Massacre tonight. I'm thinking about putting a 12 inch filter on it as well.

Kevin: You going for the Cruella Deville look??

by Grinnell March 30, 2008

anal massacre

the brutal savage and unrelenting fucking of an un-lubed asshole preferably by force as to cause much pain suffering and bleeding as possible and sometimes...DEATH

" WOW LOOK AT THAT ANAL MASSaCRE, SHE WONT BE WALKING FOR DAYS"

WATCH UR BUTTS ITS ANAL MASSACRE SEASON!!!

by jazz expert!! June 15, 2009

Los Angeles Massacre

When you fuck a girl so hard

you R.I.P. that pussy

I was feelin so horny so i called Jenny and
i gave her a Los Angeles Massacre

i straight MURDERED that pussy

by Zeinflows July 16, 2009

MASSACRE

Metalheads Against Society's Shameful Army of Conformists and Rap Entertainment

MASSACRE includes bands such as Metallica, Megadeth, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Motorhead, Pantera, Led Zeppelin, Slayer, etc

by Phil's Dad September 27, 2005