mathturbation

What pseudoscientists, cranks and charlatans use to "prove" their self-indulgent theories.

The nutjob used mathturbation to show that the Bible contains an encrypted message warning of the September 11th attacks.

by AbnormalBoy December 2, 2004

Mathochist

Math + Masochist = Mathochist.

used to describe math teachers who teach long, drawn out processes of solving things, when there's clearly a shortcut. They take pleasure in watching students suffer.

Jack: "GOD look at all this homework!"
Jill: "This is gonna take me hours to finish..."
Jack: "Mr. V is such a mathochist."

by Anon E. Muse February 28, 2009

Mathum

A name you give to someone for comitting plagiarism excessively and posting other peoples songs or videos on their blog without giving the original artists credit.

Person 1: "I downloaded that song I showed you the other day and posted it on my Newgrounds profile without giving the artists credit!"

Person 2: "Wow, you're a bit of a Mathum aren't you?"

by David Stead January 26, 2009

Dorjee Matho

He’s the hottest guy out there and he will get any girl he wants, he’s very funny and kind but if you annoy him he can get a little m_e_a_n

Omg I love you because ur a sexy ass Dorjee Matho

by Cryzmm May 20, 2019

Mahou

Mahou is japanese for Magic. Commonly used by Narutards and Otakus.

"Kawaii!! I luv naruto as a mahou-sensei!"

by Mysteru April 4, 2009

Mahout

Mahout is defined as being a person who drives, takes care of and controls elephants. Traditionally, life-time or career mahouts were knowledgeable, highly experienced individuals well-versed in elephant-rearing skills. These were true masters with an intimate understanding of their 'wards'. Men who possessed an exceptional ability to communicate and control their elephants with simple verbal commands and touch. See also elephant-keeper and Cornac.

In India and Southern Asia each elephant is assigned a driver, called a mahout, who formes a bond with his particular charge for years.

by Dino March 11, 2005

mathowie

See no-talent ass clown.

by quonsar May 5, 2003