Mathias Grim God of Shank

An all mighty man that can strike down anyone with the tip of his finger. Hope to god (wait he is your god) you never cross paths with a Mathias.

Everbody: Nice to meet you, what’s your name?
Mathias: Mathias
Everbody: oh god no, Mathias Grim God of Shank
Mathias: I am your god

by It’s me “your god” of course March 22, 2019

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mathias bjørnbak

A soon to be bald fuckboy who works out a lot

You are such a Mathias Bjørnbak!

by Lauefar April 6, 2017

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A thin guy without feelings. If you have ever held a card in your hand that how thin he is. Sometimes he has sex with his sister which i have nothing against but mathias r does what he wants with his family. I have heard they have some kind of Fisting Friday Which is fucking disquasting. He is kinda only bones no skin on him. He is always depressed and has suicidal thoughts and is prob gonna shot up the school tommorow. You could say he is Emil's slave he does everything emil does and listen to the same music just cuz he does. And if Emil does something he does the same.

Boy nr .1 : Oh hey have you seen Mathias Rosengreen ? ?
Boy nr. 2 : No

Boy nr 1 : oh there he his. He was just standing so from the side so we couldt see him.

by REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMan47 March 2, 2018

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Saint Mathias Elementary School

Shit hole school with a perverted tech teacher that is falling apart.

Damn that sucks you went to Saint Mathias Elementary School

by Snacklebox February 14, 2023

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Mathias Oyewusi

He's a strange creature that only appears when he plays against big teams like Galatasaray, Malmo, Basel and he ghosts against small clups like Panevežys

-Ronaldo scored hat-trick versus Spain but he ghosted against Barcelona
-He must be Mathias Oyewusi

by Patrick Bateman 2009 August 1, 2023

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