V. Mash-Potatoing is the process of slamming a semi flacid boner, a.k.a. chub, into the lips of a vagina but not actually entering the vagina.
Billy: yeah i couldnt get it in her cuz i wasnt fully hard but we were still goin at it.
Craig: she was mash-potatoing your dick?
Craig: she was mash-potatoing your dick?
by craiggetshispooholelicked June 24, 2010
Get the Mash-Potatoingmug. 1.The act of boiling a potato, inserting it into a girls ass along with a little butter and salt and then fucking her as hard and fast as you can in the asshole.
1. Step one-Boil one large russet potato, Step 2 insert into asshole with butter and salt. 3. fuck asshole in a vigorous motion for 2 minutes 4. Enjoy you turkish mashed potatos!
by Jbook July 21, 2006
Get the Turkish mashed potatosmug. noun. A menace of the forest that came to life through a bowl of mashed potatoes. He wears a yellow shirt, blue jeans, and underpants on his head to hide his true identity.
by Scnigey March 23, 2003
Get the Mashed Potato Manmug. Drill Sargeant Bohannon looked the recruit in the eye and said, "Boy, you are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not survive first contact with the enemy unless you get with the program."
by Percy Dovetonsils III August 19, 2003
Get the mashed potato sandwichmug. Man, I caught some major mashed potato brains the last time we tripped. I don't think I could deal with that again.
by hobolizardg January 4, 2012
Get the mashed potato brainsmug. When a male is giving anal sex and the female begins to take a dump. The shit will come out and resemble chocolate mashed potatoes.
Dude i totally fucked that girl in the ass and it hurt her so much. she started screaming and got revenge by making her famous chocolate mashed potatoes.
by Rawrsorz January 24, 2010
Get the chocolate mashed potatoesmug. Nobody knew if Jessica was pregnant or just full when she took her shirt off at the mashed potato party
by BenD3 August 25, 2017
Get the Mashed Potato Partymug.