Mashed Potato Man

noun. A menace of the forest that came to life through a bowl of mashed potatoes. He wears a yellow shirt, blue jeans, and underpants on his head to hide his true identity.

"The Mashed Potato Man has come back!"

by Scnigey March 23, 2003

Mashed Pustankoes

1.The act of eating the pasty white vaginal discharge that somehow ends up at the bottom of womens' panties.
2.The spring cleaning of a woman's vaginal discharge.

"Trevor, your sister's mashed pustankoes wee especially delicious last night, it was probably because of the cottage cheese side I ordered."

by Joe Zeyen, Andrew Parson March 3, 2007

mashed

adj. to be drunk on alcohol and stoned on marijuana (cannabis) at the same instant

he got mashed, was playin xbox last nite wiv the lads, then terry brought a few eighths round and it all went a bit wheeee!

by tiesto August 14, 2004

marched

getting dumped after a relationship lasting 2 weeks or less.

Guy 1:me and my girlfriend only went out for 2 weeks and then she broke up with me.
Guy 2: You got marched!

by B-izzle December 9, 2008

mashed potato sandwich

An adjectival description of something as messed up as a soup sandwich.

Drill Sargeant Bohannon looked the recruit in the eye and said, "Boy, you are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not survive first contact with the enemy unless you get with the program."

by Percy Dovetonsils III August 19, 2003

mashed potato brains

That feeling of mental retardation after coming down from a long night of tripping on acid

Man, I caught some major mashed potato brains the last time we tripped. I don't think I could deal with that again.

by hobolizardg January 4, 2012

Mashed Po-turd-oes

when a person wipes their butt when they still have a little bit of poo that has not fallen into the toilet, making for a much messier clean up.

Uh-Oh Mashed Po-turd-oes! I accidentally plastered that cling-on all up my backside!

by lbf March 8, 2014